15.5 Month Old Stewie For Sale

[StewiesMom]

Originally Posted by teri88

Will you take a trade?
Tucker is 10 months old on Wed. He also will never be housebroken. He is the best FRENCH kisser ever. He doesn't fart but he's scared to death and barks at: the bathroom scale (I understand that one, me too), his red ball, the vaccum, the cat, a remote control car, anything that makes a sudden movement or noise. He gives you a look that rivals starving children in Third World Countries when you are eating anything. He sleeps all over the house. He cries to come up on the bed. After two minutes jumps down. Goes and plays, comes back, cries to come up on the bed. After two minutes jumps down. Walks around the house to see if anyone is awake. Cries to come up on the bed. After two minutes jumps down. This goes on for a couple of hours every night! He is a thief who grabs anything and everything that falls on the floor (or looks like it might fall on the floor if he waited long enough), runs under the bed or couch where he knows you can't get him and chews it up. He only likes his belly rubbed if you use your foot. (No hands!) When you've been out and come back in (even if it was only to check the mail) he greets you like he hasn't seen you in days and you have to sit on the couch so he can kiss you a million times.
You know what, never mind, those are all of the things I just love about him. I guess I'll keep him.

Awwww how cute! Stewie finally outgrew the bed jumping thing, so they're may be hope for you, your husband and Tucker in the near future

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by magnolia

Dang it! I tried but I just couldn't convince my fingers to mispell the words!!! Can I have a "do over"??...LOL!

Nope, sorry, you've been outed

[magnolia]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Nope, sorry, you've been outed

Aw man!! No fair, I want a "do over" (gosh, I hear that SOOO much from my 12 year old!!!!!!).....LOL....this was a GREAT thread

[Thorsmomma]

My goodness this thread is KILLING me. Kristy girl you are so funny!

[crystalsmom]

Originally Posted by teri88

Will you take a trade?
Tucker is 10 months old on Wed. He also will never be housebroken. He is the best FRENCH kisser ever. He doesn't fart but he's scared to death and barks at: the bathroom scale (I understand that one, me too), his red ball, the vaccum, the cat, a remote control car, anything that makes a sudden movement or noise. He gives you a look that rivals starving children in Third World Countries when you are eating anything. He sleeps all over the house. He cries to come up on the bed. After two minutes jumps down. Goes and plays, comes back, cries to come up on the bed. After two minutes jumps down. Walks around the house to see if anyone is awake. Cries to come up on the bed. After two minutes jumps down. This goes on for a couple of hours every night! He is a thief who grabs anything and everything that falls on the floor (or looks like it might fall on the floor if he waited long enough), runs under the bed or couch where he knows you can't get him and chews it up. He only likes his belly rubbed if you use your foot. (No hands!) When you've been out and come back in (even if it was only to check the mail) he greets you like he hasn't seen you in days and you have to sit on the couch so he can kiss you a million times.
You know what, never mind, those are all of the things I just love about him. I guess I'll keep him.

So Sweet.

[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by teri88

Will you take a trade?
Tucker is 10 months old on Wed. He also will never be housebroken. He is the best FRENCH kisser ever. He doesn't fart but he's scared to death and barks at: the bathroom scale (I understand that one, me too), his red ball, the vaccum, the cat, a remote control car, anything that makes a sudden movement or noise. He gives you a look that rivals starving children in Third World Countries when you are eating anything. He sleeps all over the house. He cries to come up on the bed. After two minutes jumps down. Goes and plays, comes back, cries to come up on the bed. After two minutes jumps down. Walks around the house to see if anyone is awake. Cries to come up on the bed. After two minutes jumps down. This goes on for a couple of hours every night! He is a thief who grabs anything and everything that falls on the floor (or looks like it might fall on the floor if he waited long enough), runs under the bed or couch where he knows you can't get him and chews it up. He only likes his belly rubbed if you use your foot. (No hands!) When you've been out and come back in (even if it was only to check the mail) he greets you like he hasn't seen you in days and you have to sit on the couch so he can kiss you a million times.
You know what, never mind, those are all of the things I just love about him. I guess I'll keep him.

Very cute, but half of those sound more like Megan! Heck with Stewie. I'll give you $10 billion for the two of them.

[StewiesMom]

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

Very cute, but half of those sound more like Megan! Heck with Stewie. I'll give you $10 billion for the two of them.

I'm gonna smack your mouth right off of your face in about a minute. It's only 3k miles. don't tempt me.

[doggieluver]

This Thread totally made my day you guys are a riot thanks for the laugh..

[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by StewiesMom

I'm gonna smack your mouth right off of your face in about a minute. It's only 3k miles. don't tempt me.

lol. 'smack your mouth right off your face."

Mom?

[DillonsMom]

You know, if you read that and you're not thinking about a Yorkie that could really be any man!

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

lol. 'smack your mouth right off your face."

Mom?

Hmmm, obviously you were the child we suspected you to be

The threat in our house was ...."gonna knock you into next week"

[KimMee's Mom]

Ok, when I first read the headline of this tread I was like OH NO what is wrong with Stewie's Mom!!!!!!!!!! ok and then it was a very good laugh. I would take him in a heartbeat

[txshopper73]

Originally Posted by teri88

Will you take a trade?
Tucker is 10 months old on Wed. He also will never be housebroken. He is the best FRENCH kisser ever. He doesn't fart but he's scared to death and barks at: the bathroom scale (I understand that one, me too), his red ball, the vaccum, the cat, a remote control car, anything that makes a sudden movement or noise.

He gives you a look that rivals starving children in Third World Countries when you are eating anything. He sleeps all over the house. He cries to come up on the bed. After two minutes jumps down. Goes and plays, comes back, cries to come up on the bed. After two minutes jumps down. Walks around the house to see if anyone is awake. Cries to come up on the bed. After two minutes jumps down. This goes on for a couple of hours every night!

He is a thief who grabs anything and everything that falls on the floor (or looks like it might fall on the floor if he waited long enough), runs under the bed or couch where he knows you can't get him and chews it up. He only likes his belly rubbed if you use your foot. (No hands!) When you've been out and come back in (even if it was only to check the mail) he greets you like he hasn't seen you in days and you have to sit on the couch so he can kiss you a million times.

You know what, never mind, those are all of the things I just love about him. I guess I'll keep him.

Sounds like a keeper to me!

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by teri88

When you've been out and come back in (even if it was only to check the mail) he greets you like he hasn't seen you in days and you have to sit on the couch so he can kiss you a million times.

That's cause they're never sure if you're ever coming back or not

[Marie]

Kristy I take him. Do you accept tonsssssssss of Gucci kisses?
When I first read the tittle I was in shock, glad is a joke. Thanks for the laugh.

He gets gas sometimes, but it's kind of funny because he barks at his butt after he does it.

I will love to see that on video.

Teri, I think Tucker is a keeper also.