|
Welcome to the YorkieTalk.com Forums Community - the community for Yorkshire Terriers. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. You will be able to chat with over 35,000 YorkieTalk members, read over 2,000,000 posted discussions, and view more than 15,000 Yorkie photos in the YorkieTalk Photo Gallery after you register. We would love to have you as a member! Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please click here to contact us. |
|
| LinkBack | Thread Tools |
02-02-2006, 08:51 PM | #1 |
Stewie Rox the Sox Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Chicago
Posts: 6,306
| 15.5 Month Old Stewie For Sale Your name: Kristy Your city, state: Chicago, IL Your phone number: 888.GET.STEW Your email address: kristynice at gmail dot com Yorkie(s) For Sale: Stewart Finnegan Age of Yorkie(s): 15.5 months Weight of Yorkie(s) parents: 7lbs and 4lbs Current weight of Yorkie(s) for sale: 9lbs Registration if any (AKC, etc): AKC Price: $10,000,000,000 Do you ship your Yorkies: Yes. Shipping is included in the price. He's not housebroken and probably never will be So don't ask if he's housebroken. He's also the BEST kisser in the whole world and has the longest legs of any Yorkie ever born and floppy ears to match. He loves cuddling and sitting on your lap or head. He gets gas sometimes, but it's kind of funny because he barks at his butt after he does it. He's also incredibly lazy and prefers to lay around on the couch or on the back of the couch to bark at people. He needs to be around people at all times and cries for his momma when he's not with her. He sleeps under the blankets and needs to have at least 2/3 of the bed - no matter what size it is - king, queen or twin. His favorite treats are bacon, ham, cottage cheese, plain yogurt, pizza, yummy chummies, yogurt drops, milkbones, pupperonis, greenies, dingo bones and basically anything else that fits in his mouth. He runs into the other room with his tail between his legs if you sing or dance (could just be my voice or moves). He's very high maitenence, needy, and is prone to urinary tract infections - his penis needs special care. He is neutered and up to date on all shots but rabies (he's allergic). First person to paypal me 10 billion dollars gets him!
__________________ Kristy & Stewie |
Welcome Guest! | |
02-02-2006, 08:54 PM | #2 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Space City
Posts: 2,079
| I want him!!!Do you take payments?
__________________ IF THERE ARE NO DOGS IN HEAVEN, THEN WHEN I DIE I WANT TO GO WHERE THEY GO. CHIKIS, OSCARITO,JEROME, KIKI, AND NEGRITA. |
02-02-2006, 08:55 PM | #3 |
Banning Thread Dictator Donating Member | Will you take a check?
__________________ Mike ~ Doting Dad to Jillie, Harper, Molly, Cooper, Eddie (RIP), Lucy (RIP), Rusty (RIP) and Jack (RIP). Check us out on YouTube |
02-02-2006, 09:02 PM | #5 |
Got Yorkies? Donating Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: S.E. Mo
Posts: 1,602
| I will trade you my hubby!
__________________ She-Ra Marie ~ 9-22-02 to 2-22-06 Dixie Belle ~ 10-12-2006 to 12-13-2008 You girls left us way to soon. I miss you both. |
02-02-2006, 09:10 PM | #6 |
YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Eastern PA
Posts: 2,484
| Thank you Kristy!
__________________ Stacy and the crew |
02-02-2006, 09:27 PM | #7 | |
YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: none
Posts: 1,495
| Thanks for the laugh! that is TOO cute! I would trade you but my Brandy is PRICELESS! Quote:
| |
02-02-2006, 09:48 PM | #8 |
YT Addict Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Corvallis, OR
Posts: 273
| Do you take Western Union? hehe
__________________ *ApriL and Turbie* I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. -Rita Rudner |
02-02-2006, 10:26 PM | #9 | |
Loved by Maddie & Libby Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North Dakota
Posts: 10,732
| Quote:
Maddie wants Stewie, so what kinda payment plan could we set up?
__________________ Custom doggie dresses and vests Memory is a country where I can go to see your face - but where do I go when I miss your embrace? | |
02-02-2006, 10:41 PM | #10 |
Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Gilbert, Arizona
Posts: 1,610
| Thanks, for my first laugh of the day at 11:30 p.m.! Does Stew know he is for sale?
__________________ Shelly, Teddy, Toby,Hanne & Indigo |
02-02-2006, 10:54 PM | #11 |
BANNED! Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 8,246
| What?? Only $10,000,000,000???? |
02-02-2006, 11:46 PM | #12 |
YT 6000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Seattle, WA
Posts: 6,238
| Does Stewie KNOW you put him up for sale? I mean, shoot, if Yoda knew I did something like that, he'd get revenge on me. So... if you notice a wet bed or pile of laundry... |
02-03-2006, 03:11 AM | #13 |
Donating YT 7000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Alabama, etc.
Posts: 9,031
| Poor Stewie!! Tell him we will come get him if his Mom will take payment via "Nigerian Western Union"!!
__________________ Toto's Mom - http://www.dogster.com/?206581 Yorkie Rescue Colorado - http://www.yorkierescuecolorado.com/ "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits." -- Albert Einstein |
02-03-2006, 03:56 AM | #14 |
YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Tucson, Arizona
Posts: 1,840
| That's very sweet. Everytime someone comments on my Edie, my husband says " 5 bucks and she's yours!" I woud never sell her, of course, and neither would he. |
02-03-2006, 04:04 AM | #15 |
Yorkies Rock My World! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: North Carolina
Posts: 4,721
| Just wired you the funds! I actually sent you two billion, and if you could please send the remainder to my accountant in Nigeria, I would really appreciate it!!
__________________ Glad Mom to Jasper, Wosie & Dreama, RIP sweet babies. |
Bookmarks |
|
|
| |
|
|
SHOP NOW: Amazon :: eBay :: Buy.com :: Newegg :: PetStore :: Petco :: PetSmart