15.5 Month Old Stewie For Sale
 

Your name: Kristy

Your city, state: Chicago, IL

Your phone number: 888.GET.STEW

Your email address: kristynice at gmail dot com

Yorkie(s) For Sale: Stewart Finnegan

Age of Yorkie(s): 15.5 months

Weight of Yorkie(s) parents: 7lbs and 4lbs

Current weight of Yorkie(s) for sale: 9lbs

Registration if any (AKC, etc): AKC

Price: $10,000,000,000

Do you ship your Yorkies: Yes. Shipping is included in the price.


He's not housebroken and probably never will be :p So don't ask if he's housebroken. He's also the BEST kisser in the whole world and has the longest legs of any Yorkie ever born and floppy ears to match. He loves cuddling and sitting on your lap or head. He gets gas sometimes, but it's kind of funny because he barks at his butt after he does it. He's also incredibly lazy and prefers to lay around on the couch or on the back of the couch to bark at people. He needs to be around people at all times and cries for his momma when he's not with her. He sleeps under the blankets and needs to have at least 2/3 of the bed - no matter what size it is - king, queen or twin. His favorite treats are bacon, ham, cottage cheese, plain yogurt, pizza, yummy chummies, yogurt drops, milkbones, pupperonis, greenies, dingo bones and basically anything else that fits in his mouth. He runs into the other room with his tail between his legs if you sing or dance (could just be my voice or moves). He's very high maitenence, needy, and is prone to urinary tract infections - his penis needs special care. He is neutered and up to date on all shots but rabies (he's allergic).

First person to paypal me 10 billion dollars gets him! :D

I want him!!!Do you take payments? :D :D

Will you take a check?

Do you take PayPal payments? ;)

I will trade you my hubby!

Thank you Kristy!

Thanks for the laugh! that is TOO cute! I would trade you but my Brandy is PRICELESS!

Do you take Western Union? :D hehe

Hahaha...good one! Western Union! LOL


Maddie wants Stewie, so what kinda payment plan could we set up?

Thanks, for my first laugh of the day
at 11:30 p.m.! Does Stew know he is
for sale?

What?? Only $10,000,000,000???? ;)

Does Stewie KNOW you put him up for sale? I mean, shoot, if Yoda knew I did something like that, he'd get revenge on me. So... if you notice a wet bed or pile of laundry... ;)

Poor Stewie!! :) Tell him we will come get him if his Mom will take payment via "Nigerian Western Union"!! ;)

That's very sweet. Everytime someone comments on my Edie, my husband says " 5 bucks and she's yours!" I woud never sell her, of course, and neither would he. :)

Just wired you the funds!
 

:lol tears :lol tears :lol tears :lol tears :lol tears

I actually sent you two billion, and if you could please send the remainder to my accountant in Nigeria, I would really appreciate it!!