Dear YT (from Eddie),

[simonandhallie]

Eddie, there are actually 2 cute maltese baby girls at daycare so you and Jack can each have one. If you hurry you can go with us on Wednesday when it's Mia's birthday party. Lots of hot girls are going to be there~

And for an added bonus, 75% of the proceeds that day are going to Best Friends Animal Sanctuary so it's all for a good cause

[txshopper73]

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

Eddie again,

First of all, Txshopper just joined the front-runner list.

Now, as president of the rescue group Benevolent AlaskaYorkies Desperately Determined to Acquire a new Dwelling (BAD DAD) I have taken the liberty of creating a little questionnaire to help me with my picks.

QUESTIONNAIRE FOR PROSPECTIVE NEW OWNERS

1. (T or F) All the toys in your home will be Eddie's property? (Hint: The correct answer is T)
2. (Multiple choice) If you hear Eddie bark from the back room, you would:
a) Ignore him (hint: It's not this one)
b) Ask him to come (hint: ha, no way)
c) Check on him during the next commercial (hint: getting warmer)
d) Immediately rush to him and provide whatever it is he needs, be it toys, food or attention.
3) What would you feed Eddie for dinner?
a) Canidae
b) Chicken soup
c) Yummy Chummies (hint: this is the correct answer)
4) The daily walk is over:
a) In 20 minutes
b) When the human says so.
c) When Eddie says it's over (pssst: It's this one)

We are honored that you are considering coming to live with us. The correct answers are:

1) T
2) Our human would run to see what was going on. She would not pass go, she would not collect $200...she is there for your beck-and-call.
3) Yummy Chummies...or anything that you wanted.
4) Our human would walk however and how long that you wanted.

Hope to hear from you soon. Our human just got out of the shower and we're going to inform her of your future stay. Not that her opinion matters.

[alaskayorkie]

This is Mike

EDDIE!!!!!!! What are you doing on the computer??????

Please disregard everything on this thread. He is in sooooooo much trouble.

Yes, the cold thing was true, but no, he's not going anywhere!


Thanks for playing, you guys. My laundry is now done, my wife is home, so I'm going to quit!

For now.

[Bonnie's Mom]

Originally Posted by BabyFidgette

Don't be sad...Eddie would have only wanted to take advantage of poor innocent Baby.

[Bonnie's Mom]

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

I dunno, but Dad says he's interested if the offer applies to him.

(THAT'S A JOKE!)

What...you like the idea of having your own hydrant

[BabyFidgette]

Originally Posted by Bonnie's Mom

Don't be sad...Eddie would have only wanted to take advantage of poor innocent Baby.

That sounds like fun for Baby...I think. LOL

[Bonnie's Mom]

BTW....I just wanted to add that Kirby's Dad would have NEVER left Kirby out in the cold

[Bonnie's Mom]

Originally Posted by BabyFidgette

That sounds like fun for Baby...I think. LOL

[BabyFidgette]

Originally Posted by Bonnie's Mom

BTW....I just wanted to add that Kirby's Dad would have NEVER left Kirby out in the cold

Where did he go anyway?

[mojo]

Originally Posted by Bonnie's Mom

So are you asking if Mike is neutered?????

Maybe he should be, it will keep his mind where it should be

I'm considering calling puppy protective services!

[Grayson's mom]

You poor baby's!! Grayson says you can come to VA but it's really cold here at the moment too

[mojo]

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

Now, as president of the rescue group Benevolent AlaskaYorkies Desperately Determined to Acquire a new Dwelling (BAD DAD)


)

Hahahahaha - too funny! But stilled shocked at you

[Bonnie's Mom]

Originally Posted by BabyFidgette

Where did he go anyway?

I'm pretty sure he was abducted by aliens or he may have been eaten by a

[RoxyJosMom]

Hey Eddie, dis hewe is Wemi. You can come live at my house. We hab Woxy(my dum ole sisture - you can hab her, she picks on me), 2 gweat big kitties to chase(dey don't hab cwaws so dey won't huwt you), 2 birdies dat make awot of noise, 4 mousies an some baby mousies on da way, a bunch of fishies, an a gweat big bunny. We hab tons of toys an you can hab dem all. We gits lots of lovin an playtimes. We gits ta go out in da back yard an play. We eben gits ta sweep wid my mommy in hew bed and we can wrestle an jump an she doesn't even mind. My mommy works at Lowe's an we get to go visit hew an everybody there wubs us soooooo much and dey all fuss over us. It's sooooo much fun. Pwease come wive wid me. We hab a widdle snow wight now, too. My mommy is a pushover. She can't say no to a cold wet nose an big bwown eyes. She's just a big maushmewwow. But don't teww hew I figgered it out . Why don't you git a shock collar for yur DBD so you kin click it wheneber he furgits about you guys? Dat wud serve him wight!!!!! I bet he wud neber furgit you agin.

[RMKC]

oh Eddie you poor boys, Apollo said to tell you that you can move in with him and Rosi and they promis their Mommy never leaves them out alone and they have unlimited toys and treats, so you tell your Bad Daddy you guys are allways welcome here in Washington State, and we have no Moose but have deer you guys would love to chase and lots of Bunny Rabbits too ! They send you boys lots of kisses and know you have lots of choices where to go, but they would love to have you guys, Tell that to your mean forgetfull Daddy !