Hey Eddie, dis hewe is Wemi. You can come live at my house. We hab Woxy(my dum ole sisture - you can hab her, she picks on me), 2 gweat big kitties to chase(dey don't hab cwaws so dey won't huwt you), 2 birdies dat make awot of noise, 4 mousies an some baby mousies on da way, a bunch of fishies, an a gweat big bunny. We hab tons of toys an you can hab dem all. We gits lots of lovin an playtimes. We gits ta go out in da back yard an play. We eben gits ta sweep wid my mommy in hew bed and we can wrestle an jump an she doesn't even mind. My mommy works at Lowe's an we get to go visit hew an everybody there wubs us soooooo much and dey all fuss over us. It's sooooo much fun. Pwease come wive wid me. We hab a widdle snow wight now, too. My mommy is a pushover. She can't say no to a cold wet nose an big bwown eyes. She's just a big maushmewwow. But don't teww hew I figgered it out
. Why don't you git a shock collar for yur DBD so you kin click it wheneber he furgits about you guys? Dat wud serve him wight!!!!! I bet he wud neber furgit you agin.