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Originally Posted by alaskayorkie  Eddie again,
First of all, Txshopper just joined the front-runner list.
Now, as president of the rescue group Benevolent AlaskaYorkies Desperately Determined to Acquire a new Dwelling (BAD DAD) I have taken the liberty of creating a little questionnaire to help me with my picks.
QUESTIONNAIRE FOR PROSPECTIVE NEW OWNERS
1. (T or F) All the toys in your home will be Eddie's property? (Hint: The correct answer is T)
2. (Multiple choice) If you hear Eddie bark from the back room, you would:
a) Ignore him (hint: It's not this one)
b) Ask him to come (hint: ha, no way)
c) Check on him during the next commercial (hint: getting warmer)
d) Immediately rush to him and provide whatever it is he needs, be it toys, food or attention.
3) What would you feed Eddie for dinner?
a) Canidae
b) Chicken soup
c) Yummy Chummies (hint: this is the correct answer)
4) The daily walk is over:
a) In 20 minutes
b) When the human says so.
c) When Eddie says it's over (pssst: It's this one) |
We are honored that you are considering coming to live with us. The correct answers are:
1) T
2) Our human would run to see what was going on. She would not pass go, she would not collect $200...she is there for your beck-and-call.
3) Yummy Chummies...or anything that you wanted.
4) Our human would walk however and how long that you wanted.
Hope to hear from you soon. Our human just got out of the shower and we're going to inform her of your future stay.
Not that her opinion matters.
