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RitaNBoobear · 06-15-2009, 12:34 AM

LOL on these issues here.
ok - we had a Sunday romp (hubbie and me).
Baby was asleep, tuckered out
She woke up - in a very playful mood teased by kitten on bed too.

Note: Right now playing often involves teeth and "nipping", toes & fingers

Hubbie had dozed off. I was on my "potty" in other room, ..

when i heard woeful hubbie w/loud "OMG -S*!@#, ....No, Boo! NO!!"......

Not toes. Not fingers.............Not funny. (Ha Explain that to ER????)

Judy in Waco · 06-15-2009, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by RitaNBoobear

LOL on these issues here.
ok - we had a Sunday romp (hubbie and me).
Baby was asleep, tuckered out
She woke up - in a very playful mood teased by kitten on bed too.

Note: Right now playing often involves teeth and "nipping", toes & fingers

Hubbie had dozed off. I was on my "potty" in other room, ..

when i heard woeful hubbie w/loud "OMG -S*!@#, ....No, Boo! NO!!"......

Not toes. Not fingers.............Not funny. (Ha Explain that to ER????)

lily · 06-15-2009, 10:07 AM

LoL This most laughting I done in a while . Thanks everyone !

lily · 06-15-2009, 10:11 AM

O yes I forgot I don't have that probem any more! after 38 yrs. If my old man got inthe mood , I would rush him the er. HAHA

RitaNBoobear · 06-15-2009, 10:24 AM

Truth is stranger than fiction?

As far as rushing your man to the ER outta shock- too true, too true! Well, I'll BET that many a Yorkie-Mommy gets MORE affection & Lovin' in the boudoir from her poochie than her partner right?

Makes ya wonder how many happy poochies are in good homes as a result?

Conjure_Girl · 06-15-2009, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by SandyGrace45

How about putting him in his crate with a treat in another room where you can't hear him??
<snip>
Sandy

I agree, crating your puppy outside of the room would help. He will bark for a while, but eventually will get used to it.

Also your puppy might need some training and/or puppy school. he might be thinking he's the pack leader, and maybe is feeling protective of you (or your husband

).

lily · 06-15-2009, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RitaNBoobear

LOL on these issues here.
ok - we had a Sunday romp (hubbie and me).
Baby was asleep, tuckered out
She woke up - in a very playful mood teased by kitten on bed too.

Note: Right now playing often involves teeth and "nipping", toes & fingers

Hubbie had dozed off. I was on my "potty" in other room, ..

when i heard woeful hubbie w/loud "OMG -S*!@#, ....No, Boo! NO!!"......

Not toes. Not fingers.............Not funny. (Ha Explain that to ER????)

omg lol butt.

suda · 06-17-2009, 12:58 PM

Well we decided to leave the light on when we went to bed, he still had a bit of a moan but got up and went down stairs pushed the door open- chased the cats out (heard the uproar) so all was undisturbed up stairs, then later he comes bounding back onto the bed looking so pleased with himself so now hubby has a smile on his face, furbaby is happy and I'm pleased all is calm.

lindsay717 · 06-18-2009, 07:22 AM

this thread is too funny. im glad everything worked out. lol

rayedelsol · 06-18-2009, 07:28 AM

I'm glad you asked the question before I did. Allie doesn't cry, but she understands that she is not the center of attention and distroys everything she can find. This only happens during... those times. My advise to my DH was the same thing... more practice....

RitaNBoobear · 06-18-2009, 12:33 PM

to ALL interrupted couples!! you simply MUST locate the magical "Bully Sticks" fpr such occasions! Total LIFESAVERS!!!

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Originally Posted by rayedelsol

I'm glad you asked the question before I did. Allie doesn't cry, but she understands that she is not the center of attention and distroys everything she can find. This only happens during... those times. My advise to my DH was the same thing... more practice....

RitaNBoobear · 06-18-2009, 12:35 PM

A Bully Stick will occupy your Poochie for hours if you let him/her have it that long, however it can give them some Butt-Ugly breath :-)

Truly Butt or Zoo-Breath. Well worth a wipedown of the face though.

rayedelsol · 06-18-2009, 02:31 PM

I gave Allie a bully stick, but it smelled so bad andher breathe is so bad, that DH made me throw it out. Do they make them that don't stink so bad, because she loved it???

Hubby also didn't like that they are dried bull's penis, but he could get over it..... if.....

Crosses fingers. Praying for nonstinky bully sticks

RitaNBoobear · 06-19-2009, 05:20 AM

[QUOTE=rayedelsol;2676298]Hubby also didn't like that they are dried bull's penis, but he could get over it..... if.....

OK forgive me -- can't resist -- So...i'm kinda thinking, maybe your DH needs to figure out who's wee-wee he's the most concerned about..

...

Uh...His or the bull's?

Nah - pay me no mind.

Just being smartass. Seriouly - I hope you are wrong about the Bully Sticks!! (how gross)

Puhleeeze - I was told they are "tendons" and

man, that's my story -- I'm stickin'to it!!! After all they look like more like a tendon than they look like bull-wee-wees. Not that i've examined many bulls.

That and a good doggy-bath towlette might go a long way to during the "practice" rounds. We buy the big ones for large dogs and then cut them into 4ths and reseal or use ziploc.

Whatever you do don't tell my husband about the wee-wee thing. He'd gross-out too. It's a guy thing I guess, 2 legs or 4.

rayedelsol · 06-19-2009, 02:57 PM

[quote=RitaNBoobear;2677196]

Quote:

Originally Posted by rayedelsol

Hubby also didn't like that they are dried bull's penis, but he could get over it..... if.....

OK forgive me -- can't resist -- So...i'm kinda thinking, maybe your DH needs to figure out who's wee-wee he's the most concerned about..

...

Uh...His or the bull's? OMG OMG OMG!!!

Nah - pay me no mind.

Just being smartass. Seriouly - I hope you are wrong about the Bully Sticks!! (how gross) I wish... That's just what a read somewhere.

Puhleeeze - I was told they are "tendons" and

man, that's my story -- I'm stickin'to it!!! After all they look like more like a tendon than they look like bull-wee-wees. Not that i've examined many bulls. I made the same comment! And my DH just gave me that look....

That and a good doggy-bath towlette might go a long way to during the "practice" rounds. We buy the big ones for large dogs and then cut them into 4ths and reseal or use ziploc. Great idea!

Whatever you do don't tell my husband about the wee-wee thing. He'd gross-out too. It's a guy thing I guess, 2 legs or 4.

I laughed so hard. I

you Rita... in a smartass kinda way

06-15-2009, 12:34 AM	#31
RitaNBoobear Yorkie Yakker Join Date: May 2009 Location: Fairfax VA Posts: 33	ok -- so wreck the mood? How bout wreck Love Life? For life? LOL on these issues here. ok - we had a Sunday romp (hubbie and me). Baby was asleep, tuckered out She woke up - in a very playful mood teased by kitten on bed too. Note: Right now playing often involves teeth and "nipping", toes & fingers Hubbie had dozed off. I was on my "potty" in other room, .. when i heard woeful hubbie w/loud "OMG -S!@#, ....No, Boo! NO!!"...... Not toes. Not fingers.............Not funny. (Ha Explain that to ER????) __________________ my little Boo Bear .........Rita Last edited by RitaNBoobear; 06-15-2009 at 12:36 AM. Reason: typo*

06-15-2009, 10:24 AM	#35
RitaNBoobear Yorkie Yakker Join Date: May 2009 Location: Fairfax VA Posts: 33	Well what is that they say...? Truth is stranger than fiction? As far as rushing your man to the ER outta shock- too true, too true! Well, I'll BET that many a Yorkie-Mommy gets MORE affection & Lovin' in the boudoir from her poochie than her partner right? Makes ya wonder how many happy poochies are in good homes as a result? __________________ my little Boo Bear .........Rita

06-18-2009, 07:22 AM	#39
lindsay717 Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Ohio Posts: 114	this thread is too funny. im glad everything worked out. lol __________________ R.I.P Boss Miss You Everyday

06-18-2009, 07:28 AM	#40
rayedelsol Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: May 2009 Location: Panama City, Fl Posts: 324	I'm glad you asked the question before I did. Allie doesn't cry, but she understands that she is not the center of attention and distroys everything she can find. This only happens during... those times. My advise to my DH was the same thing... more practice.... __________________ Rachel, Bobby & Allie

06-18-2009, 12:35 PM	#42
RitaNBoobear Yorkie Yakker Join Date: May 2009 Location: Fairfax VA Posts: 33	BUT..be prepared... A Bully Stick will occupy your Poochie for hours if you let him/her have it that long, however it can give them some Butt-Ugly breath :-) Truly Butt or Zoo-Breath. Well worth a wipedown of the face though. __________________ my little Boo Bear .........Rita

06-15-2009, 10:07 AM	#33
lily YT Addict Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: paris crossing,indiana Posts: 377	LoL This most laughting I done in a while . Thanks everyone !

06-15-2009, 10:11 AM	#34
lily YT Addict Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: paris crossing,indiana Posts: 377	O yes I forgot I don't have that probem any more! after 38 yrs. If my old man got inthe mood , I would rush him the er. HAHA

06-18-2009, 02:31 PM	#43
rayedelsol Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: May 2009 Location: Panama City, Fl Posts: 324	I gave Allie a bully stick, but it smelled so bad andher breathe is so bad, that DH made me throw it out. Do they make them that don't stink so bad, because she loved it??? Hubby also didn't like that they are dried bull's penis, but he could get over it..... if..... Crosses fingers. Praying for nonstinky bully sticks __________________ Rachel, Bobby & Allie

06-19-2009, 05:20 AM	#44
RitaNBoobear Yorkie Yakker Join Date: May 2009 Location: Fairfax VA Posts: 33	OK so maybe it's a matter of picking your poison [QUOTE=rayedelsol;2676298]Hubby also didn't like that they are dried bull's penis, but he could get over it..... if..... OK forgive me -- can't resist -- So...i'm kinda thinking, maybe your DH needs to figure out who's wee-wee he's the most concerned about..... Uh...His or the bull's? Nah - pay me no mind. Just being smartass. Seriouly - I hope you are wrong about the Bully Sticks!! (how gross) Puhleeeze - I was told they are "tendons" and man, that's my story -- I'm stickin'to it!!! After all they look like more like a tendon than they look like bull-wee-wees. Not that i've examined many bulls. That and a good doggy-bath towlette might go a long way to during the "practice" rounds. We buy the big ones for large dogs and then cut them into 4ths and reseal or use ziploc. Whatever you do don't tell my husband about the wee-wee thing. He'd gross-out too. It's a guy thing I guess, 2 legs or 4. __________________ my little Boo Bear .........Rita Last edited by RitaNBoobear; 06-19-2009 at 05:22 AM.