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theONE · 01-03-2008, 09:09 PM

I am here to help you ladies, help men to understand you better. Together we can develop an easy to understand questions and statement any man will understand the first time and every time. To good to be true? Try me. Here is an example of my work
Woman ask "Honey, does this dress make me look fat?"
Man is scared, for he knows this is a trick question and the silence spoils the night for both people.
Woman should ask "Honey, do I look HOT or what in this dress?"
Man understands and replies quickly "Honey, does a fat kid like cake!!!??? You are HOT as hell !!!!"
Enjoy the night of dancing and romance, for you, as the lady, have set the tone for the night. And, the man knows as long as he is good there is a chance he'll get a treat when he gets home.
So, please ladies, send me what you want your man to understand the first time, every time and I will do my best to reply promptly. Money Back Guarantee,,,,oh wait, this service is provided free of charge, courtesy of Field and Stream and Hot Rod Magazine.

CO_yorkie_momma · 01-05-2008, 04:36 PM

YorkieRose · 01-05-2008, 05:06 PM

I do not believe I have a problem making men understand what I am saying...I have on the other hand been puzzled by what some men say from time to time, not so much in the content of what is said, but why it is said.....your post is a perfect example..

BLowry · 01-05-2008, 05:25 PM

I think I'm confused....are you a man?? I don't know what you are saying!! Do you want people to ask you "man" questions and you answer them??

Judy in Waco · 01-05-2008, 05:28 PM

Yes, this new member is a guy.

He's cockerduchess's husband. I think this was meant to be funny.

He really seems like a nice guy.

Judy in Waco · 01-05-2008, 05:30 PM

Here's a link to his introductory post.

http://www.yorkietalk.com/forums/sho...d.php?t=109523

MrYorkiecrazy · 01-05-2008, 05:39 PM

genie · 01-05-2008, 05:45 PM

What should women say to get a man to pick up there clothes out of the floor or put their plate away, and I don't mean just put a plate 1/2 full of food on the kitchen counter, I mean scrape the food into the garbage and rinse it in the sink and then put it into the dishwasher......

When men learn to pick up after themselves is when they might get a little treat at home.....

mypreciouspups · 01-05-2008, 06:00 PM

LMAO... I read this to my husband and I am not sure which one of us laughed the most. Cute post.

YorkieMom55 · 01-05-2008, 07:03 PM

theONE · 01-05-2008, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by genie

What should women say to get a man to pick up there clothes out of the floor or put their plate away, and I don't mean just put a plate 1/2 full of food on the kitchen counter, I mean scrape the food into the garbage and rinse it in the sink and then put it into the dishwasher......

When men learn to pick up after themselves is when they might get a little treat at home.....

hmmmmm....In reply the man was either very spoiled by a mother who did everything for him as a child (may be even into his 20's), he believes since he works he gets to bypass house duties (he needs to be reminded it takes two hands to build anything and the two of you can spend some time talking in the kitchen--> remember to flirt), or my personal fav. he is afraid he is going to do it wrong and make you very angry--> teach him the woman way->even I need help here. Either way, find out which area he comes from and ask him in plain MAN language "Honey (or Dear), I know you may be tired, but so am I, will you please help me so (insert something man like here example) so we can both watch the game." Unfortunately, we men can be very childish, so persuasion is the game here. Any how, good luck, Remember, always be a lady, it drives us crazy when you just smile.

theONE · 01-05-2008, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YorkieRose

I do not believe I have a problem making men understand what I am saying...I have on the other hand been puzzled by what some men say from time to time, not so much in the content of what is said, but why it is said.....your post is a perfect example..

Hmmmmmmm, I understand you completely. Tell me how this makes you feel.

MorkieAZ · 01-05-2008, 07:16 PM

Oh wise one....Can you tell me how to ask.....

Honey, can you get your a@@ off the couch and help me with the kids, dinner, dogs, laundry, doctor/dental visits, dishes, yard, house cleaning, bill paying, homework, school lunch making and shopping???

I will be forever indebted to you!

mypreciouspups · 01-05-2008, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theONE

hmmmmm....In reply the man was either very spoiled by a mother who did everything for him as a child (may be even into his 20's), he believes since he works he gets to bypass house duties (he needs to be reminded it takes two hands to build anything and the two of you can spend some time talking in the kitchen--> remember to flirt), or my personal fav. he is afraid he is going to do it wrong and make you very angry--> teach him the woman way->even I need help here. Either way, find out which area he comes from and ask him in plain MAN language "Honey (or Dear), I know you may be tired, but so am I, will you please help me so (insert something man like here example) so we can both watch the game." Unfortunately, we men can be very childish, so persuasion is the game here. Any how, good luck, Remember, always be a lady, it drives us crazy when you just smile.

This does not work, married 28 years, hubby still does not get it.

Had a mother that poured his coffee and stirred in the cream and sugar, had 5 older sisters too..

when he joined the military he quit drinking coffee, ask him why back then, his reply was... well I am not sure how much cream and sugar my mo put in it.. so I quit drinking it..

of course when I was young I carried on with spoiling, then we get older.. harder to cater... but now man is spoiled..
I do not think I am he only one..

mypreciouspups · 01-05-2008, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MorkieAZ

Oh wise one....Can you tell me how to ask.....

Honey, can you get your a@@ off the couch and help me with the kids, dinner, dogs, laundry, doctor/dental visits, dishes, yard, house cleaning, bill paying, homework, school lunch making and shopping???

I will be forever indebted to you!

By george that is sooo good.

I guess I was never given good advice..

I do have a great hubby, he just does not get the helping out, and he really does not see when stuff needs to be done.. sink full of dishes and he can let it sit there till I do em..

01-03-2008, 09:09 PM	#1
theONE Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Eufaula Posts: 48	Women Help Men Understand Women Talk I am here to help you ladies, help men to understand you better. Together we can develop an easy to understand questions and statement any man will understand the first time and every time. To good to be true? Try me. Here is an example of my work Woman ask "Honey, does this dress make me look fat?" Man is scared, for he knows this is a trick question and the silence spoils the night for both people. Woman should ask "Honey, do I look HOT or what in this dress?" Man understands and replies quickly "Honey, does a fat kid like cake!!!??? You are HOT as hell !!!!" Enjoy the night of dancing and romance, for you, as the lady, have set the tone for the night. And, the man knows as long as he is good there is a chance he'll get a treat when he gets home. So, please ladies, send me what you want your man to understand the first time, every time and I will do my best to reply promptly. Money Back Guarantee,,,,oh wait, this service is provided free of charge, courtesy of Field and Stream and Hot Rod Magazine.

01-05-2008, 05:06 PM	#3
YorkieRose No Longer a Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: South Florida Posts: 8,577	? I do not believe I have a problem making men understand what I am saying...I have on the other hand been puzzled by what some men say from time to time, not so much in the content of what is said, but why it is said.....your post is a perfect example..

01-05-2008, 05:25 PM	#4
BLowry My furkids Donating Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 4,625 Blog Entries: 1	I think I'm confused....are you a man?? I don't know what you are saying!! Do you want people to ask you "man" questions and you answer them?? __________________ Brenda

01-05-2008, 05:28 PM	#5
Judy in Waco Gizzy & Kandi spoil me Donating Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Waco, Texas Posts: 8,477	Yes, this new member is a guy. He's cockerduchess's husband. I think this was meant to be funny. He really seems like a nice guy. __________________ The fullness of our heart is expressed in our eyes, in our touch, in what we write, in what we say, in the way we walk, the way we receive, the way we need. -Mother Teresa ( RIP Gizmo 3/9/07-8/18/12)

01-05-2008, 05:30 PM	#6
Judy in Waco Gizzy & Kandi spoil me Donating Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Waco, Texas Posts: 8,477	Here's a link to his introductory post. http://www.yorkietalk.com/forums/sho...d.php?t=109523 __________________ The fullness of our heart is expressed in our eyes, in our touch, in what we write, in what we say, in the way we walk, the way we receive, the way we need. -Mother Teresa ( RIP Gizmo 3/9/07-8/18/12)

01-05-2008, 04:36 PM	#2
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01-05-2008, 05:45 PM	#8
genie Loves Hannah & Gracie Donating Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: washington Posts: 1,752	What should women say to get a man to pick up there clothes out of the floor or put their plate away, and I don't mean just put a plate 1/2 full of food on the kitchen counter, I mean scrape the food into the garbage and rinse it in the sink and then put it into the dishwasher...... When men learn to pick up after themselves is when they might get a little treat at home..... Last edited by genie; 01-05-2008 at 05:47 PM.

01-05-2008, 06:00 PM	#9
mypreciouspups Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Florida/Canada Posts: 5,514	LMAO... I read this to my husband and I am not sure which one of us laughed the most. Cute post.

01-05-2008, 07:03 PM	#10
YorkieMom55 All Dogs Go To Heaven Donating Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: By The Lake Posts: 2,727	__________________ Jeanie I am @ the Lake Jackson, Maggie, Sunshine, Bailey, Rocky, Emmie & Jack

01-05-2008, 07:16 PM	#13
MorkieAZ Inactive Account Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Arizona Posts: 1,276	Oh wise one....Can you tell me how to ask..... Honey, can you get your a@@ off the couch and help me with the kids, dinner, dogs, laundry, doctor/dental visits, dishes, yard, house cleaning, bill paying, homework, school lunch making and shopping??? I will be forever indebted to you!