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rrosenberry 04-26-2006 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted by bchgirl
Ya don't say. I'm "doing" quarterly tax returns because the IRS does not consider....I'm sorry, I filed these late because I was on Yorkie Talk a valid excuse :eek:
That's what I've been doing, Quick books sent me a reminder today,, " Have you done quarterly tax?" I said " NOPE" :cool: lol

sneri13 04-26-2006 09:13 AM
Quarterly's were done 2 weeks ago. It's trust stuff I am doing now, and it S*cks especially since it doesn't tie in.

bchgirl 04-26-2006 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted by sneri13
Ghetto opoly I have never heard of that one. Teri, I wouldn't mind owning Jeter. However, Pasada is my fav...

Don't ya just love the plastic gardeners. We have this lady by us who's house looks like a craft store blew up on her front lawn. I never knew you could put so much cr*p on your front lawn. My kids want to know where she stores it all durning holiday/month/season change.

Our plastic gardener has a lovely Christmas display. The plastic, light up nativity..figures are about 2' tall...in the background a 5' tall Rudolph...complete with red nose. I think Mary and Joseph are praying 'cause they're scared of that giant reindeer that followed them into the stable :eek: Either that or Rudy's supposed to represent their donkey :rolleyes:

This story reminds me....not to change the topic or anything.
My girlfriend manages a hallmark store. Guess what she caught someone shoplifting?!?! The baby Jesus out of a nativity display!!! I told her...that woman is going straight to h-ll.

Another...
Baby bro's baby Jesus disappeared when his friend's children were over. He still displays it...he says they're "waiting" for baby Jesus to be born :rolleyes:

And another.....
Another neighbor must have lost all the pieces to his nativity set. The only piece left is baby Jesus. He sets up the manger w/ lights...it stays empty until Christmas eve....then baby Jesus arrives. No parents...I feel sorry for orphan baby Jesus laying out there all by himself :( He stays until the middle of January....

rrosenberry 04-26-2006 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted by mustangbee
Oh Rhonda, Your boss just sent this to ya! :p
K~ been looking around the office since I've been back from lunch,
:cool: Can't find em...

bchgirl 04-26-2006 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted by sneri13
Quarterly's were done 2 weeks ago. It's trust stuff I am doing now, and it S*cks especially since it doesn't tie in.

I was on YT two weeks ago...that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it ;)

rrosenberry 04-26-2006 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted by bchgirl
I was on YT two weeks ago...that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it ;)
I thought the temp/ MIL did it... WRONG!

sneri13 04-26-2006 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted by bchgirl
Our plastic gardener has a lovely Christmas display. The plastic, light up nativity..figures are about 2' tall...in the background a 5' tall Rudolph...complete with red nose. I think Mary and Joseph are praying 'cause they're scared of that giant reindeer that followed them into the stable :eek: Either that or Rudy's supposed to represent their donkey :rolleyes:

This story reminds me....not to change the topic or anything.
My girlfriend manages a hallmark store. Guess what she caught someone shoplifting?!?! The baby Jesus out of a nativity display!!! I told her...that woman is going straight to h-ll.

Another...
Baby bro's baby Jesus disappeared when his friend's children were over. He still displays it...he says they're "waiting" for baby Jesus to be born :rolleyes:

And another.....
Another neighbor must have lost all the pieces to his nativity set. The only piece left is baby Jesus. He sets up the manger w/ lights...it stays empty until Christmas eve....then baby Jesus arrives. No parents...I feel sorry for orphan baby Jesus laying out there all by himself :( He stays until the middle of January....
You would never be accused of changing topics mid stream. Poor baby Jesus, how could anyone steal that. However I did drop my baby Jesus last year and now he only has one arm. I can't find just a Jesus replacement.

bchgirl 04-26-2006 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted by rrosenberry
K~ been looking around the office since I've been back from lunch,
:cool: Can't find em...
The people that wouldn't even taste your delicious Easter circus bunnies and chicks....stole them ;)

mustangbee 04-26-2006 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted by bchgirl
At risk of offending someone....here ya go...

http://www.ghettopoly.com/gameboard.html

Disclaimer: I apologize that I think this game is funny. The community chest cards and the other ones whose name I've forgotten were funny as heck to read....

They had that game out here, they banned it from the stores.
I didn't see it, but it was on the News. There were a lot of
parents upset over that game. Hmmmm makes me wonder if
they have seen some of the Video games they have out now.

sneri13 04-26-2006 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by mustangbee
They had that game out here, they banned it from the stores.
I didn't see it, but it was on the News. There were a lot of
parents upset over that game. Hmmmm makes me wonder if
they have seen some of the Video games they have out now.
Offensive doesn't even begin to discribe some of those video games.

mustangbee 04-26-2006 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by bchgirl
I wasn't dissin' your flowers, Gina. I do suspect the plastic gardener may pick hers up at the dollar store. Some of the colored flowers she choses are not found in nature....the red, white, and blue ones for July immediately come to mind ;)

Did you know that Plastic flowers melt!
I saw that on I Love Lucy! :p
I don't have a lot of flowers out there,
just a few. I guess after they put Sod in
I'll have to get a gardener, maybe then I'll
have real flowers. :) :) :)

bchgirl 04-26-2006 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by sneri13
You would never be accused of changing topics mid stream. Poor baby Jesus, how could anyone steal that. However I did drop my baby Jesus last year and now he only has one arm. I can't find just a Jesus replacement.

Well look at it this way...the Bible never specifically says that Jesus had two arms. Actually they had replacement baby Jesus' at the dollar store last year....he was laying in a gem encrusted manger...lovely. I called my baby b and told 'em him...

I confess baby brother and I destroyed my mother's navitity...one piece at a time....donkeys, camels, and baby lambs are too tempting ;)

rrosenberry 04-26-2006 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted by bchgirl
The people that wouldn't even taste your delicious Easter circus bunnies and chicks....stole them ;)
Speaking of those.. I opened my Beach Bunny candies,, YUMMY! Eating one right now that reminds me of a fuzzy navel,, not belly buttons, the drink!

bchgirl 04-26-2006 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted by mustangbee
They had that game out here, they banned it from the stores.
I didn't see it, but it was on the News. There were a lot of
parents upset over that game. Hmmmm makes me wonder if
they have seen some of the Video games they have out now.

They banned it cause the pimps and crack heads had a problem with it. :rolleyes: It was not a children's game, nor intended for children......actually the reason it was banned is because Milton Bradley was suing the guy who made it....that guy probably MADE 10 times as much money because of the publicity.....

bchgirl 04-26-2006 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by rrosenberry
Speaking of those.. I opened my Beach Bunny candies,, YUMMY! Eating one right now that reminds me of a fuzzy navel,, not belly buttons, the drink!

I told you so :) Did you notice they are little sea shell shapes?

rrosenberry 04-26-2006 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted by bchgirl
I told you so :) Did you notice they are little sea shell shapes?
YES! I'm quick like that.. :rolleyes:

mustangbee 04-26-2006 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted by sneri13
Offensive doesn't even begin to discribe some of those video games.

You know they are bad when they had to Rate them.
It's just like the CD's. My sister had a fit when
her son came home with a bad CD. I told her to
go to the store with him next time. Why she
lets him have so much free time, I'll never know,
our parents always knew what we were doing,
when we were doing it, and why.

bchgirl 04-26-2006 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by mustangbee
Did you know that Plastic flowers melt!
I saw that on I Love Lucy! :p
I don't have a lot of flowers out there,
just a few. I guess after they put Sod in
I'll have to get a gardener, maybe then I'll
have real flowers. :) :) :)
Let me know when ya get that cabana boy....I'm coming over :p

bchgirl 04-26-2006 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted by rrosenberry
YES! I'm quick like that.. :rolleyes:
Seashell candies are cute and unlike cute peeps...taste good :)

teri88 04-26-2006 09:39 AM
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Originally Posted by sneri13
You would never be accused of changing topics mid stream. Poor baby Jesus, how could anyone steal that. However I did drop my baby Jesus last year and now he only has one arm. I can't find just a Jesus replacement.
When Megan was about 3 she was just mesmerized by our nativity set. Every time we were outside she was carrying baby Jesus around. He was life sized. One day she dropped it and he head fell off. I guess she was afraid to tell me because she just put him carefully back into the manger. Well, a few weeks later I'm putting it all away, pick up baby Jesus and his head goes rolling across the yard! It about gave me a heart attack.! rotten kid.

teri88 04-26-2006 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted by teri88
Reminds me of a story: (doesn't everything)
I used to work with a girl and she would always complain because my District Managers were always sending me stuff. They'd send flowers, candy, little gifts, always thanking me for what I did to help them. Well Debbie was always complaining because no one ever sent her anything. (and believe me, her customer service skills were way beyond mine!) Anyway, Deb went on vacation so I covered her project while she was gone. The day she came back I stopped and bought myself some flowers. Then I put them on my desk with a note saying "Thanks for all of your help in Debbie's absence" and signed one of her managers names to the card. When she came in she was saying "Oh what beautiful flowers, who are they from?" when she read the card she about blew a gasket. She was like "That SOB, I help him out, I go out of my way for him all of the time, and he's never sent me ANYTHING" I was hysterical! After her little tirade I told her the truth. she wanted to kill me! That was one of my favorite practical jokes at work. I've done many others! :D
ok, ladies, my funny story, not to mention brilliant joke got buried a page or two back, so I'm bringing it forward again.

sneri13 04-26-2006 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted by teri88
When Megan was about 3 she was just mesmerized by our nativity set. Every time we were outside she was carrying baby Jesus around. He was life sized. One day she dropped it and he head fell off. I guess she was afraid to tell me because she just put him carefully back into the manger. Well, a few weeks later I'm putting it all away, pick up baby Jesus and his head goes rolling across the yard! It about gave me a heart attack.! rotten kid.

The tears are now rolling down my face. I guess I am going straight to H$ll :sidesplt: :sidesplt: :sidesplt: :sidesplt: :fallen:

mustangbee 04-26-2006 09:45 AM
Well you all have a great day,
My kids have a half day at school for the rest
of the week. Going to pick them up, and take
my daughter in to get her nails done. :)
Maybe I'll take them to lunch too!
TTFN :D :D :D :D

bchgirl 04-26-2006 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted by teri88
When Megan was about 3 she was just mesmerized by our nativity set. Every time we were outside she was carrying baby Jesus around. He was life sized. One day she dropped it and he head fell off. I guess she was afraid to tell me because she just put him carefully back into the manger. Well, a few weeks later I'm putting it all away, pick up baby Jesus and his head goes rolling across the yard! It about gave me a heart attack.! rotten kid.
Bad news, Teri....I think breaking Baby Jesus and not confessing may be a sin.

PS That story is funny as heck...baby bro and I where pros when it came to breaking things and not 'fessing up. Wished I'd have seen ya...

PPSS Are ya gonna tell us what you have in Tucker's party bags or not...I might would make a road trip for good goodie bags ;)

bchgirl 04-26-2006 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted by teri88
ok, ladies, my funny story, not to mention brilliant joke got buried a page or two back, so I'm bringing it forward again.
Does anyone else consider quoting yourself to be dang similar to having conversations with yourself :D

sneri13 04-26-2006 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted by mustangbee
Well you all have a great day,
My kids have a half day at school for the rest
of the week. Going to pick them up, and take
my daughter in to get her nails done. :)
Maybe I'll take them to lunch too!
TTFN :D :D :D :D
Have fun. Only 1/2 days? Wish I only had half days. Then I could leave at 11:00

sneri13 04-26-2006 09:49 AM
I meant to tell you that was a funny story, but we got a little off topic. Can't imagine how that happened.

sneri13 04-26-2006 10:17 AM
:wavey: :wavey: :wavey: Good night ladies time to go home. Maybe I will go plant some plastic flowers. (NOT).

teri88 04-26-2006 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by bchgirl
Does anyone else consider quoting yourself to be dang similar to having conversations with yourself :D
Stop it! I just didn't want y'all to miss my good story!

teri88 04-26-2006 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by bchgirl
PPSS Are ya gonna tell us what you have in Tucker's party bags or not...I might would make a road trip for good goodie bags ;)
geez, you sound like my kids! Just be happy for the goody bag and know someone went to a lot of trouble to put it together. Never mind what's in it!!!!
hee hee. It has snacks and a ball and bubbles...definetly worth a 5 hour car ride! :rolleyes:


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