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rrosenberry 04-25-2006 07:11 AM
Cute Joke/email for ya~

>
> I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and
exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
>
> A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,
"Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
>
> He stopped and looked at me then asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink
beer or wine?"
>
> "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."
>
> Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
>
> I said, "No, my other Doctor said that all red meat is very
> unhealthy!"
>
> "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf,
> sailing,hiking, or bicycling?"
> "No, I don't," I said.
> He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of
sex?"
>
> No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."
>
> He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a s**t"?

hle_625 04-25-2006 07:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rrosenberry
Cute Joke/email for ya~

>
> I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and
exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
>
> A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,
"Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
>
> He stopped and looked at me then asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink
beer or wine?"
>
> "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."
>
> Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
>
> I said, "No, my other Doctor said that all red meat is very
> unhealthy!"
>
> "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf,
> sailing,hiking, or bicycling?"
> "No, I don't," I said.
> He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of
sex?"
>
> No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."
>
> He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a s**t"?
LMAO! What a boring life that would be!

bchgirl 04-25-2006 07:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mustangbee
Oh we have one here,
They did that last year.
I just haoppen to be there :rolleyes:
What a long line!!!!! Good thing I didn't want ice cream!!!
It's so funny, some people will stand in a long line just to get
a free 2.00 cone!! Not me, I won't, I have better things to do with my time :p
So if I'm missing for 3 hours today, you all know where I am! :D :D :D
We'll keep an eye out for ya. The ball staduim here does a 25¢ promotion for hot dogs and drinks. People are lined up for hours for a hot dog that tastes like it should cost 25¢. Don't worry...the staduim's not losing :money: ....beer's are still $18.50 :rolleyes:

Ben and Jerry's is sold in our grocery store....I can buy a whole gallon...and no waiting :rolleyes:

bchgirl 04-25-2006 07:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rrosenberry
Cute Joke/email for ya~

>
> I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and
exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
>
> A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,
"Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
>
> He stopped and looked at me then asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink
beer or wine?"
>
> "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."
>
> Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
>
> I said, "No, my other Doctor said that all red meat is very
> unhealthy!"
>
> "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf,
> sailing,hiking, or bicycling?"
> "No, I don't," I said.
> He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of
sex?"
>
> No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."
>
> He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a s**t"?
Should'd asked...do ya sit on your a$$, eatin' a high fat meal, chased with an adult beverage while posting on Yorkie Talk????

rrosenberry 04-25-2006 07:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bchgirl
Should'd asked...do ya sit on your a$$, eatin' a high fat meal, chased with an adult beverage while posting on Yorkie Talk????
:eek: You saw me?!

mustangbee 04-25-2006 07:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bchgirl
We'll keep an eye out for ya. The ball staduim here does a 25¢ promotion for hot dogs and drinks. People are lined up for hours for a hot dog that tastes like it should cost 25¢. Don't worry...the staduim's not losing :money: ....beer's are still $18.50 :rolleyes:

Ben and Jerry's is sold in our grocery store....I can buy a whole gallon...and no waiting :rolleyes:

LOL
Every time I see a long line I just laugh.
I guess some people have way too much free time.

They had a hot dog sale in the Mall parking lot,
50¢ for a hot dog!!!
The line was really short, hmmmmmm Do you think it was because their
hot dogs were white????? I have never seen a white hot dog, that is untill we looked on the ground, they were everywhere :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
See you really do get what you pay for! :p

teri88 04-25-2006 07:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bchgirl
Don't start nufin' you can't finish......

Kung Fu Kitty at the ready.....
Bring it on girlfriend! The last time I was working from home and it was a slow day look what happend to Mike! Skerred him real good, I did. Now he is in therepy and it's all my fault. With a little help from my friends.

mustangbee 04-25-2006 07:50 AM
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Bring it on girlfriend! The last time I was working from home and it was a slow day look what happend to Mike! Skerred him real good, I did. Now he is in therepy and it's all my fault. With a little help from my friends.


LOL
Oh no Teri!!!
Look what you started!!!!!

teri88 04-25-2006 07:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mustangbee
LOL
Oh no Teri!!!
Look what you started!!!!!
What I started? Huh, it was Deb, not me.

hle_625 04-25-2006 07:57 AM
Oh great right in the middle of a cat fight :eek:

teri88 04-25-2006 07:58 AM
The funniest thing just happened. Sherry Lynn had posted a picture of herself and her husband and Villette said he was hot. Well, I met him and he is totally hot! So I posted saying that and the second I hit post a PM popped up from Sherry Lynn. My first thought was OMG how did she read that so fast? I figured she was PMing me to back off of her man! Then when I read it she was just telling me she was posting pictures from when she visited last week! Guilty conscience, or what?

So, this leads me to throw out a question to y'all. If you had a hubby who was a total hotty would you want other woman to admire him or would you totally want them to back off? (I'm just talking looking here)

bchgirl 04-25-2006 08:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mustangbee
LOL
Do you think it was because their
hot dogs were white????? I have never seen a white hot dog, that is untill we looked on the ground, they were everywhere :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
See you really do get what you pay for! :p
Albino hot dogs are very very rare. When we were kids, my mother used to boil hot dogs for baby bro...you know the ones made with red dye #5?!?!? The water use to turn pink :D

She also bought a new fangled hot dogger hot dog cooker. You put these electric prongs in the end of the hot dogs to heat them up (essentially electrocuting the hot dogs)... they tasted like electricity. The inventor of the hot dogger had one other invention to his credit....the electric chair :eek:

Look a :chicken: ...threw that in for BM....
The gas station down the street has a "gas" sale on Tuesdays. It's 10¢ less a gallon...cars are lined up down the road for that "sale" gas. Because I use the math my teacher told me I would....did the math....most of those people are only saving $2.00....which they burnt up waiting in the dang line :rolleyes:

bchgirl 04-25-2006 08:06 AM
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What I started? Huh, it was Deb, not me.
Watch it, sista, you don't want a visit from the Cat Squad.....
Heather, Gina, Louise Louise, and Rhonda

bchgirl 04-25-2006 08:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by teri88
So, this leads me to throw out a question to y'all. If you had a hubby who was a total hotty would you want other woman to admire him or would you totally want them to back off? (I'm just talking looking here)
Honey that man's married to a hottie himself...wha' chew talkin' 'bout???

This is the way I see it....don't matter where ya get your appetite...long as you eat your meals at home ;)

mustangbee 04-25-2006 08:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by teri88
The funniest thing just happened. Sherry Lynn had posted a picture of herself and her husband and Villette said he was hot. Well, I met him and he is totally hot! So I posted saying that and the second I hit post a PM popped up from Sherry Lynn. My first thought was OMG how did she read that so fast? I figured she was PMing me to back off of her man! Then when I read it she was just telling me she was posting pictures from when she visited last week! Guilty conscience, or what?

So, this leads me to throw out a question to y'all. If you had a hubby who was a total hotty would you want other woman to admire him or would you totally want them to back off? (I'm just talking looking here)
LOL!!!
The last time we posted pictures, no one said my husband was hot!
So I guess I have nothing to worry about. Now my boys.... hmmmm
they are good looking kids if I do say myself! Nick didn't have a girlfriend in High School, he said there were too many babes out there to pick just one!
LOL, I remember one Valentines Day he was off to school with lots of flowers and candy, he had one big bear. I asked him who the bear was for, he said I don't know yet, but I guess she's the lucky one!

hle_625 04-25-2006 08:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by teri88
The funniest thing just happened. Sherry Lynn had posted a picture of herself and her husband and Villette said he was hot. Well, I met him and he is totally hot! So I posted saying that and the second I hit post a PM popped up from Sherry Lynn. My first thought was OMG how did she read that so fast? I figured she was PMing me to back off of her man! Then when I read it she was just telling me she was posting pictures from when she visited last week! Guilty conscience, or what?

So, this leads me to throw out a question to y'all. If you had a hubby who was a total hotty would you want other woman to admire him or would you totally want them to back off? (I'm just talking looking here)

Ummm really I dont mind if people think that my hubby is hot bc I know he is! But he is mine and he will always be mine so girls look if you want bc there is no chance in h*ll that you are getting a piece of this :p

Bonnie's Mom 04-25-2006 08:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mustangbee
LOL!!!
The last time we posted pictures, no one said my husband was hot!
So I guess I have nothing to worry about. Now my boys.... hmmmm
they are good looking kids if I do say myself! Nick didn't have a girlfriend in High School, he said there were too many babes out there to pick just one!
LOL, I remember one Valentines Day he was off to school with lots of flowers and candy, he had one big bear. I asked him who the bear was for, he said I don't know yet, but I guess she's the lucky one!
I think you should post a pic of hubby on this thread...I haven't seen a pic of him...just saw a pic of you yesterday!!

teri88 04-25-2006 08:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bchgirl
Watch it, sista, you don't want a visit from the Cat Squad.....
Heather, Gina, Louise Louise, and Rhonda
Once there were 4 little girls who attended the police academy.......

teri88 04-25-2006 08:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bchgirl
This is the way I see it....don't matter where ya get your appetite...long as you eat your meals at home ;)
You gotta stop watching Dukes of Hazzard

teri88 04-25-2006 08:29 AM
Just got this cute joke. "you tell him sister!"

Mike was going to be married to Karen so his father sat him down
for a little chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something.
On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants,
handed them to your mother,and said, Here - try these on.'
She did and said," these are too big. I can't wear them."
I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'
Ever since that night, we have never had any problems."
"Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On
his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here -
try these on." She tried them on and said, "These are too large.
They don't fit me." Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this
family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that."
Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said,
"Here - you try on mine." He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."
Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass
attitude, you never will."

hle_625 04-25-2006 08:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by teri88
Just got this cute joke. "you tell him sister!"

Mike was going to be married to Karen so his father sat him down
for a little chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something.
On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants,
handed them to your mother,and said, Here - try these on.'
She did and said," these are too big. I can't wear them."
I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'
Ever since that night, we have never had any problems."
"Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On
his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here -
try these on." She tried them on and said, "These are too large.
They don't fit me." Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this
family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that."
Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said,
"Here - you try on mine." He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."
Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass
attitude, you never will."

LMAO! That is hilarious!

mustangbee 04-25-2006 08:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by teri88
Just got this cute joke. "you tell him sister!"

Mike was going to be married to Karen so his father sat him down
for a little chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something.
On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants,
handed them to your mother,and said, Here - try these on.'
She did and said," these are too big. I can't wear them."
I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'
Ever since that night, we have never had any problems."
"Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On
his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here -
try these on." She tried them on and said, "These are too large.
They don't fit me." Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this
family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that."
Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said,
"Here - you try on mine." He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."
Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass
attitude, you never will."
:eyetearss :eyetearss :eyetearss :eyetearss

Bonnie's Mom 04-25-2006 08:40 AM
:thumbup: Good one Teri!! :laugh:

mustangbee 04-25-2006 09:24 AM
LOl
I was just cleaning out this box and found the Judy Blume books a friend gave me when I turned 30!
LOL
Same Judy Blume that wrote childrens books,
but these are NOT childrens books :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

rrosenberry 04-25-2006 09:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mustangbee
LOl
I was just cleaning out this box and found the Judy Blume books a friend gave me when I turned 30!
LOL
Same Judy Blume that wrote childrens books,
but these are NOT childrens books :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Hmmm, I loved the kids books when I was young...er, Didn't know she wrote, OTHER books....I'm Off to Ebay! :cool:

mustangbee 04-25-2006 10:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rrosenberry
Hmmm, I loved the kids books when I was young...er, Didn't know she wrote, OTHER books....I'm Off to Ebay! :cool:

LOL

Don't buy them!!!
there x rated!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

mustangbee 04-25-2006 10:03 AM
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

I ordered Mandy's AKC papers, just looked at them,
they have her marked as a MALE :confused: :confused: :confused:

OK with the name Miss Mandy PIMA
you would think they should know she's a female right?

bchgirl 04-25-2006 10:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mustangbee
LOL

Don't buy them!!!
there x rated!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
Why do ya think she's wants them for pete's sake? Nothing like a good ol' trash novel for light summer reading ;)

rrosenberry 04-25-2006 10:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mustangbee
LOL

Don't buy them!!!
there x rated!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
:rolleyes: That's what I was hoping for...

mustangbee 04-25-2006 10:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bchgirl
Why do ya think she's wants them for pete's sake? Nothing like a good ol' trash novel for light summer reading ;)

LOL!!!
She can have mine ;) ;) ;)


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