A thread for Rhonda & Deb to go "Off Topic"

[mustangbee]

Originally Posted by rrosenberry

Sorry missed the Jingle Scoot! I wanted a Bomb Pop.. Someone called into our paper, they have this section you call and gripe to an answering machine,and they print em... anyhow someone said, Could the icecream man only come to our neighborhood once or twice a week, cause my kids get all excited and it's to expensive.everyday. blah blah.. I wanted to call in and say " How about a NO,and deal with it" Just cause you can't say no to your kids without them throwing a fit... they'll be on Maury Povich going to that camp soon.

Good answer!!!!!

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by rrosenberry

Sorry missed the Jingle Scoot! I wanted a Bomb Pop.. Someone called into our paper, they have this section you call and gripe to an answering machine,and they print em... anyhow someone said, Could the icecream man only come to our neighborhood once or twice a week, cause my kids get all excited and it's to expensive.everyday. blah blah.. I wanted to call in and say " How about a NO,and deal with it" Just cause you can't say no to your kids without them throwing a fit... they'll be on Maury Povich going to that camp soon.

It's a proven fact, Miss I don't have children, that the ice cream man does, indeed, drive children insane. Children can hear the ice cream man 2 miles away....upon hearing that first tiney tiny jingle...they must start yelling...
THE ICE CREAM MAN'S COMING, THE ICE CREAM MAN'S COMING....HURRY....HE'S COMING!!! Although driving at the breakneck speed of 5 miles an hour....means he will actually come in 30 minutes. Once you give them a dollar, they will wait by the curb for hours literally for his appearance...hopping from one foot to the other.
PS I buy the ice cream for the kids whose parents say no, it's too expensive. I know it's expensive, but there is nothing like buying ice cream from the ice cream man truck with all his little logo signs on the side.
PPSS DD is 13....she still yells....THE ICE CREAM MAN IS COMING!! She isn't being funny....she's been brainwashed.
PPPSSS If that is the worse thing they have to gripe about in your town, we need to consider moving.

Ever see what Eddie Murphy said about the ice cream man? YOu don't got no ice cream, cause yo' momma's on de welfare.

[rrosenberry]

Oh for God's sake...

Yes, I love that Eddie Murphy line.

I call in and tell em your coming up to buy those kids all icecream.

How's the rain?

[mustangbee]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

It's a proven fact, Miss I don't have children, that the ice cream man does, indeed, drive children insane. Children can hear the ice cream man 2 miles away....upon hearing that first tiney tiny jingle...they must start yelling...
THE ICE CREAM MAN'S COMING, THE ICE CREAM MAN'S COMING....HURRY....HE'S COMING!!! Although driving at the breakneck speed of 5 miles an hour....means he will actually come in 30 minutes. Once you give them a dollar, they will wait by the curb for hours literally for his appearance...hopping from one foot to the other.
PS I buy the ice cream for the kids whose parents say no, it's too expensive. I know it's expensive, but there is nothing like buying ice cream from the ice cream man truck with all his little logo signs on the side.
PPSS DD is 13....she still yells....THE ICE CREAM MAN IS COMING!! She isn't being funny....she's been brainwashed.
PPPSSS If that is the worse thing they have to gripe about in your town, we need to consider moving.

Ever see what Eddie Murphy said about the ice cream man? YOu don't got no ice cream, cause yo' momma's on de welfare.

LOL!!!!
Too funny!!!!
And true too!!!!!

[mustangbee]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

You're the MOM you can have ice cream whenever you want. That's the beauty of being the mom. Or you can have ice cream for dinner.

Yea, I know I can, But it's Fish Taco night!!!! YUM YUM!!!!
I think I'll wait!!!!

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by rrosenberry

Oh for God's sake...

Yes, I love that Eddie Murphy line.

I call in and tell em your coming up to buy those kids all icecream.

How's the rain?

Quick check on the weather (no doppler...looked out the window)...just dusk....continued dusk until dark. The rain is G-O-N-E. We got 5.75 inches of rain today...no kidding. Our pool won't need filling any time soon.

Quick poll....did your mother let ya buy ice cream from the ice cream man, Miss only child? I suspect she did. Ok, now you know why dd gets to buy ice cream from the ice cream man. That and the yelling gets to me...oh Lord, here's a dollar just be quiet! Go stand at the curb, quick, you're gonna miss him.

[rrosenberry]

So speaking of my dog that wont come!

I get ready to go to the store, when the tv goes off he runs like he's going,, I say " Cage Bailey" Nope in the bedroom under the bed, wont come out tried everything, so I block off the living room and so he has bedroom, dining room and kitchen. I leave, screw it, I look as I'm going out driveway, there he is in the sliding door,, like " what? Wait!" Nope, I left, came back he was so freaking excited.. nothing messed up, or any accidents.. I know he won't do anything,but I'm so afraid if he has to pee he'll just go.. who knows.. might try it more often.

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by mustangbee

Yea, I know I can, But it's Fish Taco night!!!! YUM YUM!!!!
I think I'll wait!!!!

FISH TACOS?!?!?

That doesn't sound appealing at all.....ewwww.

[rrosenberry]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Quick check on the weather (no doppler...looked out the window)...just dusk....continued dusk until dark. The rain is G-O-N-E. We got 5.75 inches of rain today...no kidding. Our pool won't need filling any time soon.

Quick poll....did your mother let ya buy ice cream from the ice cream man, Miss only child? I suspect she did. Ok, now you know why dd gets to buy ice cream from the ice cream man. That and the yelling gets to me...oh Lord, here's a dollar just be quiet! Go stand at the curb, quick, you're gonna miss him.

NO, we lived in the country, icecream man doesn't do the country.

[mustangbee]

Originally Posted by rrosenberry

So speaking of my dog that wont come!

I get ready to go to the store, when the tv goes off he runs like he's going,, I say " Cage Bailey" Nope in the bedroom under the bed, wont come out tried everything, so I block off the living room and so he has bedroom, dining room and kitchen. I leave, screw it, I look as I'm going out driveway, there he is in the sliding door,, like " what? Wait!" Nope, I left, came back he was so freaking excited.. nothing messed up, or any accidents.. I know he won't do anything,but I'm so afraid if he has to pee he'll just go.. who knows.. might try it more often.

What a good boy!!!!!

[rrosenberry]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

FISH TACOS?!?!?

That doesn't sound appealing at all.....ewwww.

I know! I hear about them all the time,, ewww, what kind of fish is it anyway? Chicken I can do chicken,,but fish... :fish: Fish?!

[mustangbee]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

FISH TACOS?!?!?

That doesn't sound appealing at all.....ewwww.

LOL!!!!
They are great!!!!!

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by rrosenberry

So speaking of my dog that wont come!

I get ready to go to the store, when the tv goes off he runs like he's going,, I say " Cage Bailey" Nope in the bedroom under the bed, wont come out tried everything, so I block off the living room and so he has bedroom, dining room and kitchen. I leave, screw it, I look as I'm going out driveway, there he is in the sliding door,, like " what? Wait!" Nope, I left, came back he was so freaking excited.. nothing messed up, or any accidents.. I know he won't do anything,but I'm so afraid if he has to pee he'll just go.. who knows.. might try it more often.

Yep, Bailey knows that....hmmm, first few times, I'll hold it, I'll hold it...then spring it on her...pee pee surprise.

Trace was completely, completely housetrained. He could've had free roam of the house no surprises.

Actually Ramsey does better with holding it when we are NOT home. She does not go inside the house....if we are home....you have to go with her or she's NOT going outside....not by herself, no way.

[mustangbee]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Quick check on the weather (no doppler...looked out the window)...just dusk....continued dusk until dark. The rain is G-O-N-E. We got 5.75 inches of rain today...no kidding. Our pool won't need filling any time soon.

Quick poll....did your mother let ya buy ice cream from the ice cream man, Miss only child? I suspect she did. Ok, now you know why dd gets to buy ice cream from the ice cream man. That and the yelling gets to me...oh Lord, here's a dollar just be quiet! Go stand at the curb, quick, you're gonna miss him.

Glad your rain is gone!

When we were kids we had an ice cream man who had soft ice cream cones.
They were the best!!!!

[mustangbee]

Originally Posted by rrosenberry

I know! I hear about them all the time,, ewww, what kind of fish is it anyway? Chicken I can do chicken,,but fish... :fish: Fish?!

It's a light fish, not sure what kind, but it's very healthy.
And if you guys ever make it out here, I'm going to make
you try them.