It's a proven fact, Miss I don't have children, that the ice cream man does, indeed, drive children insane. Children can hear the ice cream man 2 miles away....upon hearing that first tiney tiny jingle...they must start yelling...
THE ICE CREAM MAN'S COMING, THE ICE CREAM MAN'S COMING....HURRY....HE'S COMING!!! Although driving at the breakneck speed of 5 miles an hour....means he will actually come in 30 minutes. Once you give them a dollar, they will wait by the curb for hours literally for his appearance...hopping from one foot to the other.
PS I buy the ice cream for the kids whose parents say no, it's too expensive. I know it's expensive, but there is nothing like buying ice cream from the ice cream man truck with all his little logo signs on the side.
PPSS DD is 13....she still yells....
THE ICE CREAM MAN IS COMING!! She isn't being funny....she's been brainwashed.
PPPSSS If that is the worse thing they have to gripe about in your town, we need to consider moving.
Ever see what Eddie Murphy said about the ice cream man?
YOu don't got no ice cream, cause yo' momma's on de welfare.
