A thread for Rhonda & Deb to go "Off Topic"

[rrosenberry]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Went to HD and picked up paint...was almost creamed by a handicapped driver who was gonna back INTO me. Their handicap is neck rigor mortis....the inability to turn one's head. It's a disease suffered by grandmothers....I do not feel guilty by telling you this. My grandmother suffered from neck rigor mortis and cantseecrapitis.....definitely a handicap if you are behind the wheel. One time my grandmother RAN OVER the GAS PUMP at the gas station....completely ran over it. The owner was a customer of ours...knew who she was...calls me and says....your grandma was just here getting gas. And I'm thinking....hmmmm, ok. Then he says...she took the pump with her.

Another time she ran into another old lady in the grocery store parking lot. Get there...both of them are crying....grandma is crying because no one believes it was the other ladies fault...and the second lady because grandma said the second caused the accident.

Once rearended a guy at a traffic light...going 45. Grandma said he backed into her.

Funny you mention this, we currently have a Jaguar in the shop the guy, notice GUY, was getting gas,and decided to pull away with the gas thing still in his car. Big dent and scrap along the back of his car! I cracked up when he was saying what he did, he found NO humor in it,, NOW that's funny!

[Bonnie's Mom]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Went to HD and picked up paint...was almost creamed by a handicapped driver who was gonna back INTO me. Their handicap is neck rigor mortis....the inability to turn one's head. It's a disease suffered by grandmothers....I do not feel guilty by telling you this. My grandmother suffered from neck rigor mortis and cantseecrapitis.....definitely a handicap if you are behind the wheel. One time my grandmother RAN OVER the GAS PUMP at the gas station....completely ran over it. The owner was a customer of ours...knew who she was...calls me and says....your grandma was just here getting gas. And I'm thinking....hmmmm, ok. Then he says...she took the pump with her.

Another time she ran into another old lady in the grocery store parking lot. Get there...both of them are crying....grandma is crying because no one believes it was the other ladies fault...and the second lady because grandma said the second caused the accident.

Once rearended a guy at a traffic light...going 45. Grandma said he backed into her.

I was never so grateful as the day my Mother quit driving and had not injured someone before doing so...not saying she didn't injure any property..just no humans!! My best friends sister cleaned for Mom...we called her a paid friend, because when she would get there, Mom would want to go shopping and told her not to worry about the housework! Well all this time I just assumed Teri had enough sense to tell Mom she would drive...then found out 3 years later that Mom had been driving all this time....I said ARE U CRAZY...she said I didn't want to hurt her feelings...I told her better to hurt Mom's feelings that get killed I certainly wouldn't ride with her!!

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by Bonnie's Mom

I was never so grateful as the day my Mother quit driving and had not injured someone before doing so...not saying she didn't injure any property..just no humans!! My best friends sister cleaned for Mom...we called her a paid friend, because when she would get there, Mom would want to go shopping and told her not to worry about the housework! Well all this time I just assumed Teri had enough sense to tell Mom she would drive...then found out 3 years later that Mom had been driving all this time....I said ARE U CRAZY...she said I didn't want to hurt her feelings...I told her better to hurt Mom's feelings that get killed I certainly wouldn't ride with her!!

If you rode with mine...who got her license at 60 plus....you wished for a case of cantseecrapitis.

And a clarifying note....my grandmother didn't ride off the the pump NOZZLE....she ran completely over the big, white, how can you miss it, PUMP....and need I say...did not stop.

[bchgirl]

WTH??? It's a weekday and NO ONE's posting here?? What's up with that?

[rrosenberry]

Everybody's on the favorites... or posting on your 5,000 thread, yeah that's it!

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by rrosenberry

Everybody's on the favorites... or posting on your 5,000 thread, yeah that's it!

Oh, yeah...can't compete with Rosenberry threads.

[teri88]

I don't know about anyone else, but I can not keep up! I haven't read a regular thread in days between this one, the favorites and getting PMs. There is soooo much pressure! Actually I'm going to sign off in a few minutes. Taking ds to movies. This wll be my second time seeing the DaVinnci Code.

[sneri13]

Originally Posted by Bonnie's Mom

I make a killer Turtle cheesecake, but I ain't gonna make you one of those either!

Now you kill turtles to make a cheese cake
Is that with Snapping Turtles, box turtles or those little turtles they use to sell in store, the kind that gave you samonella(sp) I have know idea how you spell that one.

[sneri13]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Went to HD and picked up paint...was almost creamed by a handicapped driver who was gonna back INTO me. Their handicap is neck rigor mortis....the inability to turn one's head. It's a disease suffered by grandmothers....I do not feel guilty by telling you this. My grandmother suffered from neck rigor mortis and cantseecrapitis.....definitely a handicap if you are behind the wheel. One time my grandmother RAN OVER the GAS PUMP at the gas station....completely ran over it. The owner was a customer of ours...knew who she was...calls me and says....your grandma was just here getting gas. And I'm thinking....hmmmm, ok. Then he says...she took the pump with her.

Another time she ran into another old lady in the grocery store parking lot. Get there...both of them are crying....grandma is crying because no one believes it was the other ladies fault...and the second lady because grandma said the second caused the accident.

Once rearended a guy at a traffic light...going 45. Grandma said he backed into her.

I made the mistake of trying to read this while talking to my sons Baseball coach, drinking coffee......

[Bonnie's Mom]

Originally Posted by sneri13

Now you kill turtles to make a cheese cake
Is that with Snapping Turtles, box turtles or those little turtles they use to sell in store, the kind that gave you samonella(sp) I have know idea how you spell that one.

No..they are killer turtles...they are red instead of green! You can get them in specialty stores!

[sneri13]

Originally Posted by Bonnie's Mom

No..they are killer turtles...they are red instead of green! You can get them in specialty stores!

I think we should send that one to Kirby's Dad should go real well with the possum shepards pie.

[rrosenberry]

Good Morning! It's Wednesday may 24th.Just so ya know... Weather today... Sunny and a high of 73 today.. so that means I'll be mowing tonight.. yipee Skipee!
Watched A.I. Last night couldn't find the number for Ace.. so decided to vote for Taylor got through about 8 times..
Watched House, kinda like that show.. Took Bailey for a long walk,, and bed, That's it, real exciting I know...

[mustangbee]

Good Morning!!!!
Well you had an exciting night!
I was tired, so in bed by 8:00
But I did put House on the DVR

[sneri13]

Morning Rhonda and Gina.

Today 75 and mostly sunny.

Gina how goes all with customs and your contraban yorkiet package. You know if you just mailed it directly to me in NJ instead of going thru Canada you wouldn't have had these problems! Mellie is being such a good girl waiting patiently.

[Bonnie's Mom]

GOOD MORNING!

It is 66 and Sunny this morning....supposed to be 85 today!!

I lost a contact this morning....went down the drain as I'm thinking how I need to get the drain stop fixed or I am going to lose a contact Shouldn't thunk about it I guess

But day got better as I get a call from a friend on my way to work telling me that my son is the Student of the Week in the Greenville News!! Today is his last 2 exams and last day of high school But they don't graduate until June 7th...go figure! He is quoted in the article as saying "Time to Go" when asked about graduation!!