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Originally Posted by bchgirl Went to HD and picked up paint...was almost creamed by a handicapped driver who was gonna back INTO me. Their handicap is neck rigor mortis....the inability to turn one's head. It's a disease suffered by grandmothers....I do not feel guilty by telling you this. My grandmother suffered from neck rigor mortis and cantseecrapitis.....definitely a handicap if you are behind the wheel. One time my grandmother RAN OVER the GAS PUMP at the gas station.... completely ran over it. The owner was a customer of ours...knew who she was...calls me and says....your grandma was just here getting gas. And I'm thinking....hmmmm, ok. Then he says...she took the pump with her. 
Another time she ran into another old lady in the grocery store parking lot. Get there...both of them are crying....grandma is crying because no one believes it was the other ladies fault...and the second lady because grandma said the second caused the accident. 
Once rearended a guy at a traffic light...going 45. Grandma said he backed into her. |
I was never so grateful as the day my Mother quit driving and had not injured someone before doing so...not saying she didn't injure any property..just no humans!! My best friends sister cleaned for Mom...we called her a paid friend, because when she would get there, Mom would want to go shopping and told her not to worry about the housework! Well all this time I just assumed Teri had enough sense to tell Mom she would drive...then found out 3 years later that Mom had been driving all this time....I said
ARE U CRAZY...she said I didn't want to hurt her feelings...I told her better to hurt Mom's feelings that get killed
I certainly wouldn't ride with her!!