A thread for Rhonda & Deb to go "Off Topic"

[sneri13]

Morning ladies, It is suppose to be 68, sunny and breezy today and will just keep getting warmer as the week goes on.

I was catching up on the after I leave part tooo funny, One day my 13 year old came home from school and told me his BF went home sick. He had syphlis (sp), Me - Head turn, eyes bulge, I don't think so.

Son yeah, he had one of those sore throat where you can't swollow, then they shove the stick down your throat.

OOOOHHHH - he had strep throat.

Son - Same thing. Ok time for more talks with dad.

PS. Really busy today and I have to stay late for the Board Meeting. My daughter wants to know why have a meeting if it going to be boring.

[rrosenberry]

Originally Posted by sneri13

One day my 13 year old came home from school and told me his BF went home sick. He had syphlis (sp), Me - Head turn, eyes bulge, I don't think so.

That is hilarious!!

[teri88]

Originally Posted by sneri13

PS. Really busy today and I have to stay late for the Board Meeting. My daughter wants to know why have a meeting if it going to be boring.

Good morning all! Tell dd that I agree with her 100%
I am working from home today and it is not a good day to be home. The house next door is being worked on and Rusty and Tucker have been barking their heads off. I tried putting Rusty in the basement but he whined so much I let him back up. I finally had to close all of the blinds so they can't see anything. I'm ready to strangle both of them!

[rrosenberry]

Originally Posted by teri88

Good morning all! Tell dd that I agree with her 100%
I am working from home today and it is not a good day to be home. The house next door is being worked on and Rusty and Tucker have been barking their heads off. I tried putting Rusty in the basement but he whined so much I let him back up. I finally had to close all of the blinds so they can't see anything. I'm ready to strangle both of them!

You have to BE and FEEL like THEE pack leader and they will know it... That's what the dog whisperer said yesterday on Oprah.

So last night after learning that, I tried it ,,really believed it....and guess what IT WORKED, usually when I'm getting ready to leave the house he knows and won't come to me, so I started concentrating, got my purse and keys, and he's behind me.. I said " Bailey Crate." he walked right in.. I about s**t myself.. GO figure, we'll see how long it lasts..

[sneri13]

Originally Posted by teri88

Good morning all! Tell dd that I agree with her 100%
I am working from home today and it is not a good day to be home. The house next door is being worked on and Rusty and Tucker have been barking their heads off. I tried putting Rusty in the basement but he whined so much I let him back up. I finally had to close all of the blinds so they can't see anything. I'm ready to strangle both of them!

Morning Teri. I know how you feel on that one. Mac & Mellie hate the landscapers, it seems someone gets their lawn mowed every hour on the hour around my house.

PS Don't harm a hair on my precious little Tuckers Head You'll have to deal with me.

[Jaspermom]

Originally Posted by sneri13

I was catching up on the after I leave part tooo funny, One day my 13 year old came home from school and told me his BF went home sick. He had syphlis (sp), Me - Head turn, eyes bulge, I don't think so.

OOOOHHHH - he had strep throat.

Son - Same thing. Ok time for more talks with dad.

LOLOLOL!!!!!! That is sooooo funny, Susan!!!!!!!!

[teri88]

Originally Posted by rrosenberry

You have to BE and FEEL like THEE pack leader and they will know it... That's what the dog whisperer said yesterday on Oprah.

So last night after learning that, I tried it ,,really believed it....and guess what IT WORKED, usually when I'm getting ready to leave the house he knows and won't come to me, so I started concentrating, got my purse and keys, and he's behind me.. I said " Bailey Crate." he walked right in.. I about s**t myself.. GO figure, we'll see how long it lasts..

Oh, they stop every time I say to. But then they hear another noise and they start all over! Tucker listens very well, but only to me. When he starts barking I say Tucker! And once he looks at me I say in a soft voice "no bark" and he stops. Maybe not for long, but he does stop. There is just too much going on for them to ignore! If I was at work they would be going insane, from window to window.

[Jaspermom]

Originally Posted by rrosenberry

So last night after learning that, I tried it ,,really believed it....and guess what IT WORKED, usually when I'm getting ready to leave the house he knows and won't come to me, so I started concentrating, got my purse and keys, and he's behind me.. I said " Bailey Crate." he walked right in.. I about s**t myself.. GO figure, we'll see how long it lasts..

CONGRATS!! Keep up the great work!!

[sneri13]

Ladies you better sit for this one. As I was putting my lunch order in for today, (that would be lettuce, still needing to loose 20 lbs) B***ching about what idiot man back in history decided that women needed to be thin, wear makeup and have their hair done look good. I was told the reason for this by none other than a MAN..

You need the long hair so the cavemen had something to hold onto while they dragged the women into the cave, It's easier to lift a thin women, and who wants to look at something ugly. He said when something works why change it!

Watch out for flying staplers.

[rrosenberry]

Originally Posted by sneri13

Ladies you better sit for this one. As I was putting my lunch order in for today, (that would be lettuce, still needing to loose 20 lbs) B***ching about what idiot man back in history decided that women needed to be thin, wear makeup and have their hair done look good. I was told the reason for this by none other than a MAN..

You need the long hair so the cavemen had something to hold onto while they dragged the women into the cave, It's easier to lift a thin women, and who wants to look at something ugly. He said when something works why change it!

Watch out for flying staplers.

This of course better be coming from a svelt, drop dead gorgeous, with chistled abs,and pecks, full head of haired man.. right??!!

[teri88]

Originally Posted by sneri13

Morning Teri. I know how you feel on that one. Mac & Mellie hate the landscapers, it seems someone gets their lawn mowed every hour on the hour around my house.

PS Don't harm a hair on my precious little Tuckers Head You'll have to deal with me.

Yeah, I talk the talk, but you've seen how he has me wrapped around his big fat paw! the other day I yelled really loud and it scared him and I felt like a creep for the rest of the night.

[teri88]

Originally Posted by rrosenberry

This of course better be coming from a svelt, drop dead gorgeous, with chistled abs,and pecks, full head of haired man.. right??!!

No, of course not! He's probably got a gut hanging over his belt, bad teeth and a receeding hair line. Come on, only the WOMAN are supposed to be gorgeous! And Sneri, nice try, but I've seen you in person. You are gorgeous.

[mustangbee]

Originally Posted by sneri13

Ladies you better sit for this one. As I was putting my lunch order in for today, (that would be lettuce, still needing to loose 20 lbs) B***ching about what idiot man back in history decided that women needed to be thin, wear makeup and have their hair done look good. I was told the reason for this by none other than a MAN..

You need the long hair so the cavemen had something to hold onto while they dragged the women into the cave, It's easier to lift a thin women, and who wants to look at something ugly. He said when something works why change it!

Watch out for flying staplers.

I would so love to be a fly on your wall!!!!!
Staplers aren't big enough!

[rrosenberry]

Originally Posted by mustangbee

I would so love to be a fly on your wall!!!!!
Staplers aren't big enough!

You're right! Throw the copy machine at him!

[mustangbee]

Originally Posted by rrosenberry

You have to BE and FEEL like THEE pack leader and they will know it... That's what the dog whisperer said yesterday on Oprah.

So last night after learning that, I tried it ,,really believed it....and guess what IT WORKED, usually when I'm getting ready to leave the house he knows and won't come to me, so I started concentrating, got my purse and keys, and he's behind me.. I said " Bailey Crate." he walked right in.. I about s**t myself.. GO figure, we'll see how long it lasts..

Great show!
I had my husband watch it last night. He 'let's" Mandy get away with everything!
I don't, he's always asking me "How did you do that" LOL I just laugh at him, I tell him I'm top dog around here, get used to it. Going to have to find a Pack Leader shirt!