Ladies you better sit for this one. As I was putting my lunch order in for today, (that would be lettuce, still needing to loose 20 lbs) B***ching about what idiot man back in history decided that women needed to be thin, wear makeup and have their hair done look good.
I was told the reason for this by none other than a MAN..
You need the long hair so the cavemen had something to hold onto while they dragged the women into the cave, It's easier to lift a thin women, and who wants to look at something ugly. He said when something works why change it!
Watch out for flying staplers.