Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart!

[Kdgd14]

I also read this one on Dogster and I cannot explain how hard I laughed! Just say ideas or ways to get kicked out of wal-mart or stores like it. Here are some examples

Go in wearing sunglasses and go to the fishing department grab a fishing pole then go to the pet aisle and grab a leash. Go to an aisle with a lot of people and start knocking things down with the fishing pole and dragging the leash behind you screaming REALLY LOUD "Max, Max, where did you go boy, MAAXXX!!!"

Drape a blanket around your shoulders and yell "I'm Batman, come Robin, to the batcave" then runoff.


These won't necessarily get you kicked out but they sure are funny!!! You think of some.

[LDandPasquale]

I remember one time when my friend's husband and I pretended we were speed skating in a video store (back when you actually went to the video store and they didnt get mailed to your house). It was during the Winter Olympics...and people were staring at us...but we just laughed and laughed. Mind you, he's an Airforce pilot....so our maturity level definitely sunk really low that day

[boopster]

Well -- don't bother playing with the toys, tasting products in the food section, or tossing merchandise in the aisles --- that's normal behaviour in my local Walmart and I haven't seen anyone getting kicked out for doing that.

[Keno]

try bringing your dog in - they will ask you to leave .;-(

[citygirl123]

These are too funny! Thanks for making me smile!

I saw an email once of what some people wear to a Walmart. It was shocking, but funny! There are some real kooks out there.

[chattiesmom]

My BF at the time (now my husband of 29 years) had this discussion in the checkout line. It was totally hilarious because the people behind us stopped talking and started leaning in to eavesdrop and the cashier's hand actually stopped in mid air......

Ron - I think we should get a divorce
Me - No, I don't think so
Ron - Yes, I really do
Me - Well, I have a .38 that says we shouldn't
Ron - Well, we really need to talk about it
Me - Talk to Mr. Colt .38

... end of conversation, we paid for the order and left the store holding hands

[chattiesmom]

One more....

We had a family friend that went into a bank to cash a check. The check was made out to "cash" and "rat poison to kill wife" was written in the note area.

This was a long time ago when the world was a gentler place and one could joke without being taken seriously. Everyone got a good laugh.

[joann1166]

Originally Posted by chattiesmom

My BF at the time (now my husband of 29 years) had this discussion in the checkout line. It was totally hilarious because the people behind us stopped talking and started leaning in to eavesdrop and the cashier's hand actually stopped in mid air......

Ron - I think we should get a divorce
Me - No, I don't think so
Ron - Yes, I really do
Me - Well, I have a .38 that says we shouldn't
Ron - Well, we really need to talk about it
Me - Talk to Mr. Colt .38

... end of conversation, we paid for the order and left the store holding hands

Oh this one is halarious! Wish I could have been there to see their faces when ya'll were talking!

[MyBabyFynnlie]

Originally Posted by Keno

try bringing your dog in - they will ask you to leave .;-(

I bring Fynnlie to mine everytime I go. But, he's in his carrier so they never say anything.

You should try playing the Wal-Mart Game... Now, there's a good one. You split into teams of two, with at least four teams. It has to be an even number of teams so you know who to switch off with. There's one official assigned to every cart so you know if the people really do put the products back in the right place - but, I'm getting ahead of myself.

So, each team gets a cart (and an offical) and goes around the store grabbing 25 random items from different sections and rushes back to the designated starting line. The first team back wins round one.

Round two consists of switching the carts (and officals) and running back to put all the items back in their *correct* spots (right down to where they go on the shelves). The first team back to the starting line must them take their cart out to the car area cart wrangle that is farthest from the entrance of the store.

Then, the first team back to the starting line wins.

I know, it sounds a litlte awkward, but seriously... Best use of your time in Wal-Mart.

[MyBabyFynnlie]

Originally Posted by chattiesmom

One more....

We had a family friend that went into a bank to cash a check. The check was made out to "cash" and "rat poison to kill wife" was written in the note area.

This was a long time ago when the world was a gentler place and one could joke without being taken seriously. Everyone got a good laugh.

Hahahahahaha. I love this!

[anpfaff1983]

Years ago when I was in High school when scooters were really poplular the guys I was with were riding them in the aisles and we were almost kick out of wal-mart

[Beya]

That was cute I almost did that but as I was walking to the door my Beya stuck her head out of my purse and I was like never mind, Ill just leave her for a min or two, Its not worth the embarrassment of being asked to leave. hahahahaha Now I will only take her to pets smart or pet co where its safe.

[107barney]

Originally Posted by Keno

try bringing your dog in - they will ask you to leave .;-(

This is true! My husband carried Barney into Walmart to get a can of coffee one night and they hunted him down "SIR SIR you have to leave with the dog" and my husband said "this is not a dog, it's a yorkie!" -- He paid for the coffee then left.

It's ok because Barney is a big hit at Home Depot, Lowes, and JoAnn fabrics - who needs walmart anyway!

[Beya]

Thats cute... " THIS IS NOT A DOG, ITS A YORKIE" hahahahaha Thats to cute.

I think its cause it the store has open food like veggs or just food in all... I dont know I have to use that line one day, Do you mind?

[kjcmsw]

When they ask if its a service dog, I respond with "I'd tell you but then I, like you, would be violating Federal Disability Laws, and I don't know about you but I can't afford that fine." They generally walk off looking confused.