Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart!

[MyBabyFynnlie]

Originally Posted by kjcmsw

When they ask if its a service dog, I respond with "I'd tell you but then I, like you, would be violating Federal Disability Laws, and I don't know about you but I can't afford that fine." They generally walk off looking confused.

OOoooh. That's good.

[Dianab28]

Originally Posted by kjcmsw

When they ask if its a service dog, I respond with "I'd tell you but then I, like you, would be violating Federal Disability Laws, and I don't know about you but I can't afford that fine." They generally walk off looking confused.

That's funny and true! I'm a Social Worker and have clients who have "prescription" dogs for therapy. We had to allow them to bring their dogs into our shelter.

[MyBabyFynnlie]

I'm a Massage Practioner and Fynnlie's in training to be a Therapy Dog. I can't WAIT until I can bring him everywhere with his little badge and be like, "Yes. He is. Thanks for asking." And then trot right on past!

[Spike87]

Has anyone seen those huge oversize balls you can bounce and kick around?

Yeah... I took one and started kicking it around with 3 other friends, then we decided to play 2 on 2 soccer across the entire store

We ran out before security found us

[jencar98]

Originally Posted by chattiesmom

One more....

We had a family friend that went into a bank to cash a check. The check was made out to "cash" and "rat poison to kill wife" was written in the note area.

This was a long time ago when the world was a gentler place and one could joke without being taken seriously. Everyone got a good laugh.

LOLOL.....so funny and reminded me of not a Walmart story but a bank thing.

At the bank I worked for, one of the girls filing checks noticed a check one day....in the notes section.....For: "Condoms"

First off, I couldn't believe he actually wrote that, 2nd - that he paid for condoms with a check?!?!

[Princess10]

i know this is kinda old but i'm glad i found it cuz i am lmbo!!
and i have a contribution:

i went to wal*mart with my daughter & my 5 months pregnant sister. well we split up so we could get done faster and then i found them with this, see below:

they took a computer chair out of a hallway by the offices i guess and made this "preggo cart" with my daughter pushing!!!
they didn't get kicked out but i seriously thought i was gonna have a wet spot on my jeans...lol!!

[NUmOmmie]

Have a fruit fight In the produce section!

[MinniesMom10]

I have and did not get kicked out. Maybe its because I know quite a few ppl that work in the Walmart I frequent.

Originally Posted by Keno

try bringing your dog in - they will ask you to leave .;-(

[Kdgd14]

Adding something to my own tag My friends and I were in MC Sport's and they have these things called skyballs which are basically rubber balls but i think they are filled a lot so they bounce really high. We were bouncing and ended up hitting the ceiling a few times and being kicked out It was pretty funny though

[Lisa and Pic]

Originally Posted by 107barney

This is true! My husband carried Barney into Walmart to get a can of coffee one night and they hunted him down "SIR SIR you have to leave with the dog" and my husband said "this is not a dog, it's a yorkie!" -- He paid for the coffee then left.

It's ok because Barney is a big hit at Home Depot, Lowes, and JoAnn fabrics - who needs walmart anyway!

That is so sweet. Glad he is welcomed in other places.