My BF at the time (now my husband of 29 years) had this discussion in the checkout line. It was totally hilarious because the people behind us stopped talking and started leaning in to eavesdrop and the cashier's hand actually stopped in mid air......
Ron - I think we should get a divorce
Me - No, I don't think so
Ron - Yes, I really do
Me - Well, I have a .38 that says we shouldn't
Ron - Well, we really need to talk about it
Me - Talk to Mr. Colt .38
... end of conversation, we paid for the order and left the store holding hands |