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kdhawks · 07-09-2010, 08:26 AM

Fortunately, a people doctor brought his yorkie into the vet's clinic at that moment, and helped the vet fix the cast.

sugarmamma · 07-09-2010, 08:41 AM

unfortunately the naughty lil yorkie ran off with the vets pants! The vet had taken them off in an attempt to make a larger splint. The Yorkie was attracted to the smell of chicken.

jadabug · 07-09-2010, 10:28 AM

Fortunately they caught the little yorkie terror before he escaped out the door with the vets pants. The owner of the yorkie was so mad because everyone was yelling at her baby.

sugarmamma · 07-09-2010, 10:33 AM

unfortunately the story does not end there.

The original driver that ran over the chicken was discovered as being wanted for impersonating a chicken on government property

jadabug · 07-09-2010, 10:35 AM

Fortunately they caught him before he could escape, the authorities had been searching for him for months.

Mom to Hot Rod · 07-09-2010, 10:38 AM

Unfortunately, when they were arresting him, he somehow managed to jump into their car and speed off down the road.

sugarmamma · 07-09-2010, 10:38 AM

fortunately the driver turned out to be a pornstar from Texas.....things got interesting from there.

DvlshAngel985 · 07-09-2010, 10:41 AM

Unfortunately, he had to move to So Cal. Chatsworth is the porn capital of the world, he had a tough decision to make.

sugarmamma · 07-09-2010, 10:45 AM

fortunately, the location didn't matter as much as the equipment! We are now all voyeurs in a situation involving a chicken with no legs and a woman with a broken leg and a chicken splint!!

DvlshAngel985 · 07-09-2010, 10:48 AM

Unfortunately, the equipment only seemed to be as great as it was because the chicken bit him in down there and it was swollen. Turns out, he's not that great after all.

sugarmamma · 07-09-2010, 10:55 AM

Fortunately the Asian markets were near by so the promise of DimSum negated any and all issues anyone may have had with the way Dr. Do Little (literally

) handled the day's events.

QuickSilver · 07-09-2010, 11:00 AM

Unfortunately, the dim sum was poisoned by vengeful members of the legless chicken's family.

sugarmamma · 07-09-2010, 11:07 AM

fortunately his legs were on the menu so they were able to purchase a mansion on the Gulf Coast that would rival any that have been owned by Celebs in the news recently.

QuickSilver · 07-09-2010, 11:21 AM

Unfortunately, that doesn't make any sense.

The chicken made enough money off of his legs that he bought a mansion? I'm very confused.

Also, unfortunately, the oil spill ruined the property values of their mansion and they were forced to foreclose, leaving them destitute, and all the more thirsty for justice for their legless family member.

jadabug · 07-09-2010, 11:26 AM

Fortunately the great ruler of the world cleaned up said oil spill and all the lands inhabitants were filled with glee and fortunately the legless chicken had a lawsuit because of the oil spill and he was awarded billions in restitution.

07-09-2010, 08:26 AM	#16
kdhawks Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 2,359	Fortunately, a people doctor brought his yorkie into the vet's clinic at that moment, and helped the vet fix the cast. __________________ katy&levi

07-09-2010, 08:41 AM	#17
sugarmamma Donating YT 18K Club Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Yorkie Zoo Posts: 34,152	unfortunately the naughty lil yorkie ran off with the vets pants! The vet had taken them off in an attempt to make a larger splint. The Yorkie was attracted to the smell of chicken. __________________ Lisa, Mom to Curri Bee Vindi Loo Tikka Masala Sugar Baby

07-09-2010, 10:28 AM	#18
jadabug Jada + Bogie = ♥ Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Mayberry AKA smalltown usa Posts: 24,078	Fortunately they caught the little yorkie terror before he escaped out the door with the vets pants. The owner of the yorkie was so mad because everyone was yelling at her baby. __________________ Michelle, Jada and Bogie

07-09-2010, 10:33 AM	#19
sugarmamma Donating YT 18K Club Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Yorkie Zoo Posts: 34,152	unfortunately the story does not end there. The original driver that ran over the chicken was discovered as being wanted for impersonating a chicken on government property __________________ Lisa, Mom to Curri Bee Vindi Loo Tikka Masala Sugar Baby

07-09-2010, 10:35 AM	#20
jadabug Jada + Bogie = ♥ Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Mayberry AKA smalltown usa Posts: 24,078	Fortunately they caught him before he could escape, the authorities had been searching for him for months. __________________ Michelle, Jada and Bogie

07-09-2010, 10:38 AM	#21
Mom to Hot Rod Donating YT 5000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: MD Posts: 10,908	Unfortunately, when they were arresting him, he somehow managed to jump into their car and speed off down the road. __________________ www.kissecollar.com Soft Cone Collars for Post-surgery and much more! 10% (non-food) - Discount code YT10

07-09-2010, 10:41 AM	#23
DvlshAngel985 Donating YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Los Angeles, California, USA Posts: 12,693	Unfortunately, he had to move to So Cal. Chatsworth is the porn capital of the world, he had a tough decision to make. __________________ Littlest JakJak We miss you Kaji

07-09-2010, 10:45 AM	#24
sugarmamma Donating YT 18K Club Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Yorkie Zoo Posts: 34,152	fortunately, the location didn't matter as much as the equipment! We are now all voyeurs in a situation involving a chicken with no legs and a woman with a broken leg and a chicken splint!! __________________ Lisa, Mom to Curri Bee Vindi Loo Tikka Masala Sugar Baby

07-09-2010, 10:48 AM	#25
DvlshAngel985 Donating YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Los Angeles, California, USA Posts: 12,693	Unfortunately, the equipment only seemed to be as great as it was because the chicken bit him in down there and it was swollen. Turns out, he's not that great after all. __________________ Littlest JakJak We miss you Kaji

07-09-2010, 10:55 AM	#26
sugarmamma Donating YT 18K Club Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Yorkie Zoo Posts: 34,152	Fortunately the Asian markets were near by so the promise of DimSum negated any and all issues anyone may have had with the way Dr. Do Little (literally ) handled the day's events. __________________ Lisa, Mom to Curri Bee Vindi Loo Tikka Masala Sugar Baby

07-09-2010, 11:00 AM	#27
QuickSilver Thor's Human Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 5,929 Blog Entries: 31	Unfortunately, the dim sum was poisoned by vengeful members of the legless chicken's family. __________________ If you love something, set it free. Unless it's an angry tiger.

07-09-2010, 11:07 AM	#28
sugarmamma Donating YT 18K Club Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Yorkie Zoo Posts: 34,152	fortunately his legs were on the menu so they were able to purchase a mansion on the Gulf Coast that would rival any that have been owned by Celebs in the news recently. __________________ Lisa, Mom to Curri Bee Vindi Loo Tikka Masala Sugar Baby

07-09-2010, 11:21 AM	#29
QuickSilver Thor's Human Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 5,929 Blog Entries: 31	Unfortunately, that doesn't make any sense. The chicken made enough money off of his legs that he bought a mansion? I'm very confused. Also, unfortunately, the oil spill ruined the property values of their mansion and they were forced to foreclose, leaving them destitute, and all the more thirsty for justice for their legless family member. __________________ If you love something, set it free. Unless it's an angry tiger.

07-09-2010, 11:26 AM	#30
jadabug Jada + Bogie = ♥ Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Mayberry AKA smalltown usa Posts: 24,078	Fortunately the great ruler of the world cleaned up said oil spill and all the lands inhabitants were filled with glee and fortunately the legless chicken had a lawsuit because of the oil spill and he was awarded billions in restitution. __________________ Michelle, Jada and Bogie