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QuickSilver · 07-09-2010, 11:30 AM

Unfortunately, the legless chicken frittered away his fortune on booze and loose hens.

Mom to Hot Rod · 07-09-2010, 11:30 AM

Unfortunately all the little chickadees he had been playing with came out of the closet with their little hatchlings and sued him for chicky support and he unfortunately paid out most of his billions.

sugarmamma · 07-09-2010, 11:31 AM

unfortunately he spent his millions on a duck farm in Maine. He thought it would enlist the power of the Belly Button.

QuickSilver · 07-09-2010, 11:34 AM

Fortunately, the chicken's ordeals made him a better bird, and he became very spiritual. He moved to India to tend to the lepers.

sugarmamma · 07-09-2010, 11:43 AM

unfortunately Curry promoted the growth of cancer in drive-by car dismemberment victims. The rules have changed. As of tomorrow all Vets are required to provide proof of cardamom induced changes.

QuickSilver · 07-09-2010, 02:23 PM

Fortunately, very few people feed their pets curry, so this change will not affect many of us.

jadabug · 07-09-2010, 03:00 PM

unfortunately for those that are affected by the rules will have to suffer the consequences. And those consequences are severe!!

QuickSilver · 07-09-2010, 03:45 PM

Fortunately, a plant virus killed all the cardamom trees, so it's now a moot point.

2Morkies · 07-09-2010, 04:08 PM

Unfortunately wild birds carried some cardamom seeds to a neighboring village....more trees will grow very soon.

capt_noonie · 07-09-2010, 04:41 PM

Fortunately, (or maybe unfortunately?) that region has had it's worst drought in years, so no trees will be springing up any time soon.

jadabug · 07-09-2010, 05:01 PM

Unfortunately the monsoon season started and cardamon trees started sprouting up everywhere.

capt_noonie · 07-09-2010, 05:03 PM

Fortunately Lisa moved into the area and used up all the trees for her famous goat curry.

jadabug · 07-09-2010, 05:13 PM

Unfortunately the goat farm was attacked by a renegade group of yorkie terrorists and all the goats were devoured by them.

QuickSilver · 07-09-2010, 05:18 PM

Fortunately, goats are much larger than yorkies, and the ill-advised munchie attack caused the yorkie terrorists to explode, leaving the goats unharmed.

capt_noonie · 07-09-2010, 05:54 PM

Unfortunately, Lisa's still in the area, so the goats are still doomed.

07-09-2010, 11:30 AM	#31
QuickSilver Thor's Human Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 5,929 Blog Entries: 31	Unfortunately, the legless chicken frittered away his fortune on booze and loose hens. __________________ If you love something, set it free. Unless it's an angry tiger.

07-09-2010, 11:30 AM	#32
Mom to Hot Rod Donating YT 5000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: MD Posts: 10,908	Unfortunately all the little chickadees he had been playing with came out of the closet with their little hatchlings and sued him for chicky support and he unfortunately paid out most of his billions. __________________ www.kissecollar.com Soft Cone Collars for Post-surgery and much more! 10% (non-food) - Discount code YT10

07-09-2010, 11:31 AM	#33
sugarmamma Donating YT 18K Club Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Yorkie Zoo Posts: 34,152	unfortunately he spent his millions on a duck farm in Maine. He thought it would enlist the power of the Belly Button. __________________ Lisa, Mom to Curri Bee Vindi Loo Tikka Masala Sugar Baby

07-09-2010, 11:34 AM	#34
QuickSilver Thor's Human Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 5,929 Blog Entries: 31	Fortunately, the chicken's ordeals made him a better bird, and he became very spiritual. He moved to India to tend to the lepers. __________________ If you love something, set it free. Unless it's an angry tiger. Last edited by QuickSilver; 07-09-2010 at 11:35 AM.

07-09-2010, 11:43 AM	#35
sugarmamma Donating YT 18K Club Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Yorkie Zoo Posts: 34,152	unfortunately Curry promoted the growth of cancer in drive-by car dismemberment victims. The rules have changed. As of tomorrow all Vets are required to provide proof of cardamom induced changes. __________________ Lisa, Mom to Curri Bee Vindi Loo Tikka Masala Sugar Baby

07-09-2010, 02:23 PM	#36
QuickSilver Thor's Human Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 5,929 Blog Entries: 31	Fortunately, very few people feed their pets curry, so this change will not affect many of us. __________________ If you love something, set it free. Unless it's an angry tiger.

07-09-2010, 03:00 PM	#37
jadabug Jada + Bogie = ♥ Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Mayberry AKA smalltown usa Posts: 24,078	unfortunately for those that are affected by the rules will have to suffer the consequences. And those consequences are severe!! __________________ Michelle, Jada and Bogie

07-09-2010, 03:45 PM	#38
QuickSilver Thor's Human Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 5,929 Blog Entries: 31	Fortunately, a plant virus killed all the cardamom trees, so it's now a moot point. __________________ If you love something, set it free. Unless it's an angry tiger.

07-09-2010, 04:08 PM	#39
2Morkies YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: USA Posts: 798	Unfortunately wild birds carried some cardamom seeds to a neighboring village....more trees will grow very soon. __________________ MuffinBoomer

07-09-2010, 04:41 PM	#40
capt_noonie www.yorkierescue.com Donating Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Las Vegas & Orange County Posts: 17,408	Fortunately, (or maybe unfortunately?) that region has had it's worst drought in years, so no trees will be springing up any time soon. __________________ The T.U.B. Pack! Toto, Uni, & Bindi RIP Lord Scrappington Montgomery McLimpybottom aka El Lenguo the Handicapped Ninja 10-12-12

07-09-2010, 05:01 PM	#41
jadabug Jada + Bogie = ♥ Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Mayberry AKA smalltown usa Posts: 24,078	Unfortunately the monsoon season started and cardamon trees started sprouting up everywhere. __________________ Michelle, Jada and Bogie

07-09-2010, 05:03 PM	#42
capt_noonie www.yorkierescue.com Donating Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Las Vegas & Orange County Posts: 17,408	Fortunately Lisa moved into the area and used up all the trees for her famous goat curry. __________________ The T.U.B. Pack! Toto, Uni, & Bindi RIP Lord Scrappington Montgomery McLimpybottom aka El Lenguo the Handicapped Ninja 10-12-12

07-09-2010, 05:13 PM	#43
jadabug Jada + Bogie = ♥ Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Mayberry AKA smalltown usa Posts: 24,078	Unfortunately the goat farm was attacked by a renegade group of yorkie terrorists and all the goats were devoured by them. __________________ Michelle, Jada and Bogie

07-09-2010, 05:18 PM	#44
QuickSilver Thor's Human Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 5,929 Blog Entries: 31	Fortunately, goats are much larger than yorkies, and the ill-advised munchie attack caused the yorkie terrorists to explode, leaving the goats unharmed. __________________ If you love something, set it free. Unless it's an angry tiger.

07-09-2010, 05:54 PM	#45
capt_noonie www.yorkierescue.com Donating Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Las Vegas & Orange County Posts: 17,408	Unfortunately, Lisa's still in the area, so the goats are still doomed. __________________ The T.U.B. Pack! Toto, Uni, & Bindi RIP Lord Scrappington Montgomery McLimpybottom aka El Lenguo the Handicapped Ninja 10-12-12