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Janie616 · 07-21-2010, 10:32 AM

fortunately my date had a duplicate invite so we got in

sugarmamma · 07-21-2010, 11:35 AM

unfortunately the duplicate was found to be a counterfeit and they were arrested!

enchilila · 07-21-2010, 05:44 PM

Fortunately, the "father of the bride" knew a lot of the "right" people, in "high" places, and all charges were dismissed. The best part of the reception was when the "pig of a bride",who wolfed down half of the laced wedding cake, started dancing on the tables!

Janie616 · 07-21-2010, 05:46 PM

Unfortunately, we found out we were at the wrong wedding

Rhetts_mama · 07-21-2010, 06:08 PM

Fortunately, the erroneous bride and groom hadn't yet opened the gift I brought so I was able to sneak it back out.

Mom to Hot Rod · 07-21-2010, 06:38 PM

unfortunately, the wedding that you were supposed to attend had surprises of it's own and you missed the bride punching out the groom because she found out he slept with the maid of honor the night before!!

sugarmamma · 07-22-2010, 09:32 AM

fortunately, you missed nothing because the whole thing was taped for Jerry Springer

Janie616 · 07-22-2010, 10:10 AM

Unfortunately, I never watch that trash

sugarmamma · 07-22-2010, 10:12 AM

fortunately, even if you don't wash trash TV......you have to go to the supermarket, so you can catch it on the cover of "Star" magazine!

Rhetts_mama · 07-22-2010, 03:13 PM

Unfortunately, that "maid of honor" was my sister!

Janie616 · 07-22-2010, 03:23 PM

fortunately she found out before the ceremony

sugarmamma · 07-22-2010, 03:59 PM

unfortunately, the vet who started this whole mess was drunk in the front row

capt_noonie · 07-22-2010, 11:34 PM

Fortunately, he puked before he went to the ceremony so he felt much better.

Mom to Hot Rod · 07-23-2010, 12:09 AM

Unfortunately he puked into the father of the brides shoes!

Rhetts_mama · 07-23-2010, 02:22 PM

Fortunately, the father of the bride wasn't wearing them at the time because he was too busy trying on the brides maid's shoes

07-21-2010, 10:32 AM	#166
Janie616 Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,093	fortunately my date had a duplicate invite so we got in __________________ Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Louis Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein." -- H. Jackson Brown

07-21-2010, 11:35 AM	#167
sugarmamma Donating YT 18K Club Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Yorkie Zoo Posts: 34,152	unfortunately the duplicate was found to be a counterfeit and they were arrested! __________________ Lisa, Mom to Curri Bee Vindi Loo Tikka Masala Sugar Baby

07-21-2010, 05:44 PM	#168
enchilila Donating YT 5000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Central Texas Posts: 9,689	Fortunately, the "father of the bride" knew a lot of the "right" people, in "high" places, and all charges were dismissed. The best part of the reception was when the "pig of a bride",who wolfed down half of the laced wedding cake, started dancing on the tables! __________________ "Betty Boop" The light of my life & the joy of my living!

07-21-2010, 05:46 PM	#169
Janie616 Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,093	Unfortunately, we found out we were at the wrong wedding __________________ Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Louis Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein." -- H. Jackson Brown

07-21-2010, 06:08 PM	#170
Rhetts_mama Donating YT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,959 Blog Entries: 1	Fortunately, the erroneous bride and groom hadn't yet opened the gift I brought so I was able to sneak it back out. __________________ Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny.

07-21-2010, 06:38 PM	#171
Mom to Hot Rod Donating YT 5000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: MD Posts: 10,908	unfortunately, the wedding that you were supposed to attend had surprises of it's own and you missed the bride punching out the groom because she found out he slept with the maid of honor the night before!! __________________ www.kissecollar.com Soft Cone Collars for Post-surgery and much more! 10% (non-food) - Discount code YT10

07-22-2010, 09:32 AM	#172
sugarmamma Donating YT 18K Club Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Yorkie Zoo Posts: 34,152	fortunately, you missed nothing because the whole thing was taped for Jerry Springer __________________ Lisa, Mom to Curri Bee Vindi Loo Tikka Masala Sugar Baby

07-22-2010, 10:10 AM	#173
Janie616 Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,093	Unfortunately, I never watch that trash __________________ Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Louis Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein." -- H. Jackson Brown

07-22-2010, 10:12 AM	#174
sugarmamma Donating YT 18K Club Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Yorkie Zoo Posts: 34,152	fortunately, even if you don't wash trash TV......you have to go to the supermarket, so you can catch it on the cover of "Star" magazine! __________________ Lisa, Mom to Curri Bee Vindi Loo Tikka Masala Sugar Baby

07-22-2010, 03:13 PM	#175
Rhetts_mama Donating YT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,959 Blog Entries: 1	Unfortunately, that "maid of honor" was my sister! __________________ Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny.

07-22-2010, 03:23 PM	#176
Janie616 Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,093	fortunately she found out before the ceremony __________________ Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Louis Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein." -- H. Jackson Brown

07-22-2010, 03:59 PM	#177
sugarmamma Donating YT 18K Club Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Yorkie Zoo Posts: 34,152	unfortunately, the vet who started this whole mess was drunk in the front row __________________ Lisa, Mom to Curri Bee Vindi Loo Tikka Masala Sugar Baby

07-22-2010, 11:34 PM	#178
capt_noonie www.yorkierescue.com Donating Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Las Vegas & Orange County Posts: 17,408	Fortunately, he puked before he went to the ceremony so he felt much better. __________________ The T.U.B. Pack! Toto, Uni, & Bindi RIP Lord Scrappington Montgomery McLimpybottom aka El Lenguo the Handicapped Ninja 10-12-12

07-23-2010, 12:09 AM	#179
Mom to Hot Rod Donating YT 5000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: MD Posts: 10,908	Unfortunately he puked into the father of the brides shoes! __________________ www.kissecollar.com Soft Cone Collars for Post-surgery and much more! 10% (non-food) - Discount code YT10

07-23-2010, 02:22 PM	#180
Rhetts_mama Donating YT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,959 Blog Entries: 1	Fortunately, the father of the bride wasn't wearing them at the time because he was too busy trying on the brides maid's shoes __________________ Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny.