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07-26-2011, 02:37 PM | #15931 |
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| Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
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07-26-2011, 03:41 PM | #15932 | |
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I seriously LOL'd at that one
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07-26-2011, 10:41 PM | #15933 |
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| A woman, getting married for the fourth time, goes to a bridal shop and asks for a white dress. "You can't wear white.", reminds the sales clerk, "You've been married three times already." "Of course I can, I'm a virgin!", says the bride. "Impossible", says the sales clerk. "Unfortunately not", the bride explained. "My first husband was a psychologist. All he wanted to do was talk about it. My second husband was a gynaecologist. All he wanted to do was look at it. My third husband was a stamp collector.... God I miss him"
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07-27-2011, 12:50 AM | #15934 |
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| Good Morning America. Once again I will leave you today to win as much as you wish and have fun in doing so. I will spend my day with men in white coats and stethoscopes and nurses with low cut tops and mini skirts ( I wish). Once again I can say...........Ill+be+back.jpg
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07-27-2011, 03:41 AM | #15935 | |
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07-27-2011, 07:40 AM | #15936 |
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07-27-2011, 07:52 AM | #15937 |
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07-27-2011, 08:10 AM | #15938 |
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| The longest place name in the world is: Krung thepmahanokhon bovorn ratanakosin mahintharayutthaya mahadilok pop noparatratchathani burirom udomratchanivetma hasathan amornpiman avatarnsa thit sakkathattiyavisnukarmprasit. It has 167 letters and is the poetic name for Bangkok, Thailand.
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07-27-2011, 08:45 AM | #15939 | |
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07-27-2011, 09:09 AM | #15940 |
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| The highest scoring word in Scrabble is "quartzy" at 164 points.
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07-27-2011, 10:50 AM | #15941 |
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07-27-2011, 01:22 PM | #15942 |
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| The Quahog clam is the longest living animal, with a maximum age of up to 200 years old.
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07-27-2011, 04:34 PM | #15943 |
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07-27-2011, 05:59 PM | #15945 |
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