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Originally Posted by bWY39

A woman, getting married for the fourth time, goes to a bridal shop and asks for a white dress.

"You can't wear white.", reminds the sales clerk, "You've been married three times already."

"Of course I can, I'm a virgin!", says the bride.

"Impossible", says the sales clerk.

"Unfortunately not", the bride explained.

"My first husband was a psychologist. All he wanted to do was talk about it.

My second husband was a gynaecologist. All he wanted to do was look at it.

My third husband was a stamp collector.... God I miss him"