A woman, getting married for the fourth time, goes to a bridal shop and asks for a white dress.
"You can't wear white.", reminds the sales clerk, "You've been married three times already."
"Of course I can, I'm a virgin!", says the bride.
"Impossible", says the sales clerk.
"Unfortunately not", the bride explained.
"My first husband was a psychologist. All he wanted to do was talk about it.
My second husband was a gynaecologist. All he wanted to do was look at it.
My third husband was a stamp collector.... God I miss him"
__________________  RIP My Little Man...You will be in our hearts for ever
|