Ban the person above you game!

[jencar98]

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

I ban jencar for being too wimpy to stage a bloodful coup.

I'm so banning Mike for thinking I'm wimpy....en garde ...bloody coup it is then!

[JMuedog]

I ban Jencar so that I can get her out of my way, I'm first in line for this blood letting....

[alaskayorkie]

I ban/behead jencar to end this nonsense. Who's next?

And I ban/preban Jenni for defuse her predictably ensuing ban of me for "banning the wrong person." I, as the Wise and Powerful Dictator, did that on purpose to show you how annoying it is. Off with your head, the wicked witch is dead!

[JMuedog]

I ban Mike for being so full of it that he can't help buy make up stories to try and make himself look better for no one as he has no followers....

[Maximo]

Good grief, I ban Mike for starting a string of wordy bans. This isn't "War and Peace," it's the banning thread. Keep it pithy folks.

And I ban Jennibutterinner

[alaskayorkie]

I ban Kristimo for banning incorrectly. Did you learn NOTHING from my example of how NOT to do it? Obviously, the aformentioned jennibutterinner didn't.

[QuickSilver]

I ban Mike for banning overwroughtly. Calm down. It's not like anyone is listening to you.

[JMuedog]

I ban QS to agree.... but I doubt Mike's going to listen to you.... he listens about as well as you do...

[QuickSilver]

I ban Jenni for going on about something irrelevant that I don't have time to read.

[Maximo]

I ban QS for not MAKING time for the banning thread. How are you going to take over from Mike is you can't devote yourself to it?

[alaskayorkie]

I ban Kristimo for even suggesting that QS could possibly take over for the one, true Dictator. She is among the prime rule-breakers in her current role, failing usually to even ban someone. As for her busy schedule, I know she has at least a few hours a week free because she refuses to enter Thor in his second nose work class.

[QuickSilver]

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

I ban Kristimo for even suggesting that QS could possibly take over for the one, true Dictator. She is among the prime rule-breakers in her current role, failing usually to even ban someone. As for her busy schedule, I know she has at least a few hours a week free because she refuses to enter Thor in his second nose work class.

You're making a lot of assumptions here. What if I am working lots of overtime, struggling to make enough money to afford Nose Work classes? We're not all spoiled Alaskans living high on the hog, you know.

OR, what if I've been quietly taking Thor to DOZENS of Nose Work classes, and he's about to title in it? Or, what if the class I described as Nose Work was actually cart pulling?

It's your failure to consider all the options that will eventually be your downfall.

[alaskayorkie]

I ban QS for A) Not being able to dig deep into her Inner Meanie to ban me. (I know, I know, it's intimidating trying to take on the Dictator); E) For being secretive and wishy washy about your time commitments (A benevolent Dictator is always forthcoming); Q)

[QuickSilver]

ACTUALLY, my bans are so powerful, and my irritation with you so great, I'm afraid that if I unleashed an official ban, you would spontaneously combust. Then there would be an investigation, your wife would probably be upset for several days, etc. I'm trying to do the responsible thing here.

[alaskayorkie]

I ban QS for admitting that I win. I've succeeded at irritating you so much that you are unable to ban me, frozen by fear. Your defense mechanisms take over and create an implausible story in ex-lame-ation.