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leaned over and carefully unzipped the zipper of the very heavy turtle costume. Much to her suprise out popped a little "teacup" chihuahua! Around it's neck was a leather puch and inside the pouch Sally found a note that said.... |
if you are reading this note, you have won the prize for the annual scavenger hunt. Please bring this note as well as the "teacup" chihuahua to the nearest bank of your choice to receive your reward. So Sally......... |
scooped up the doggie and Lucky and ran as fast as her little legs would take her to the bank. Mom and dad trailed along behind, rolling their collective eyes. When they got to the bank you will never guess what awaited them... |
there on the door was a sign. Bank closed, GONE FISHING! They just stood their looking at each other in amazement! Why,........ |
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LOL:D had everyone in this whole town gone fishing except the store owner? So back to the store they went and bought some fishing poles and some worms and toilet paper (for Lucky), and set off to find the bank manager. |
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Ok - The bank was closed, but the teller saw Sally from the window and ran out with the prize. Meanwhile, since everyone was fishing, they went to the store...blah blah blah...so now they are onthe way to the fishing hole. They're at the fishing hole now. Lucky ran up to check the water and the little chihuahua began barking at her and all the people just stared at these strange people who kept getting in the way of their fishing fun. |
ROFL..........good save!:thumbup: But Lucky was barking at something floating in the water. Having a very good nose, she sniffed it out and stood in a "pointers" position. She stayed that way until......... |
Sally's dad went over to see what was in the water and said "Good girl". OMG you'll never guess what was in the water! It was the redest, largest, most disgusting, stinkiest, piece of ... |
bologna you ever did saw! and if you looked hard enough you could even see it was breathing! Sally began to.. |
wonder, just how such a big piece of bologna had managed to end up in this lake and my oh my, how could it be breathing? She couldn't stand the smell any longer and picked up Lucky and the chihuahua and run as fast as she could from that stinky piece of bologna. She got half way to.... |
town and her mom and dad and the whole town followed her. They called the hazmat team who threw a tarp on the little lake and gassed it. And that was the end of that piece of bologna. Sally and her family and thw two little dogs got in their motor home and headed back home to Maine. They were tired of all this strangeness and wanted the comfort of home. |
LOL funny........ on the way back home the stoped to see the arch in ............ |
The interesting city of St. Louis where Sally's mom was from. They decided to watch a Cardinals game while they were there and parked the car in the lot by the river and walked up through the park to the stadium. "Want some popcorn and peanuts?" asked Sally's dad. |
No thanks, dad, I am really not hungry. But could we buy some......... |
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Her dad said of course, honey. I'll be right back! You stay here with mommy while I go get that for your pups! So Sally sat there with her pups watching the game. An hour later, her daddy had still not returned and she was really getting worried. She stood up and |
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If that ball would have hit you in the head, you would be dead! Good thing I was here to save you. And he kindly gave her the ball as it was the homerun that won the game. Finally, she saw her daddy coming with the goodies for the pups. He came over and she started to......... |
Tell him all about almost getting killed. While she was talking to him, she noticed that the man who had saved her was running away excitedly with the ball he had caught and ONE OF the PUPS! |
She got up and YELLED SOME ONE STOP THAT MAN! Every one looked at the man running away and all the sudden one of the Baceball players Jumped up and over the dugout and just as the man ran past him he........ |
stuck his foot out and tripped him. He went falling to the ground and as he fell, the baseball player jumped and caught the little chichuahua pup..........and it was LOVE at first sight. Meanwhile, Sally, Lucky, her daddy and her mommy were....... |
Awww! ...also running to intercept the nasty man. When they saw that the pup was safe in the loving arms of the player. They smiled at each other and slowly walked up to him. Sally said, "Mister it's pretty plain to see that you love that pup. Would you like to be his daddy?" The man looked at her with a great big grin and said... |
Honey, I would love to!! |
I have always wanted a puppy but have never had one I would love to give him a forever home and name him Taco. Sally looked at the man with a :confused: look and asked..............ooops to slow LOL use what ever LOL |
Sorry Morkie... Why can't you name him something other than food? |
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Huh? DaisyMae named him Taco. Anyway...Taco won the baseball player's heart and he decided to keep him. |
HYe figured he could get a manly looking carrier and take him with to the ball park when he needed to and crate train him so he could stay along other times. |
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