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New members who just come on and their first post is to sell puppies. |
So Admin agreed and posted a new thread to draw everybody's attention to NO MORE POSTING of selling puppies unless you are a donating member! That will fix the problem. But of course, someone posted a complaint that read like this: |
<this post was deleted by Admin> So, then the YTers decided it was time to have a summer garage sale for YT. They asked Admin if it was OK, and while they were waiting for an answer, they all sat down to hae a martooni or two or three or an old fashioned, or a gimlet, or a rum and coke or something equally as debilitating if inbibed liberally. |
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But, evidently no one wanted to have a garage sale and no one is posting on this never ending story. Did I kill it? OH NO! Please somebody help me!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :( :( :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: |
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Daisy maes mom got all her daughters old barbies and the clothes that she is growing out of . and some old Avon stuff. she wanted to make some money for Yorki talk:)......... |
So all the YTers decided to have a garage sale at their house and turn all the money over to the YT site to keep it up and running. Once the sale was over, how surprised everyone was that they had raised enough money to....... |
...get an even better server than the one they were gonna get. Now people wouldn't get kicked off all the time and the chat room would work properly, and the search engine wouldn't get bogged down. And it would be just hunky dorey on YT!:D |
And so with the travelling and the yard sales over, everything returned to the normal life for the YTers. As Sally, Lucky and her family arrived home, they found a strange car parked in front of their house. They all looked very surprised and......... |
...quickly hurried over to it to see who was inside. Imagine their suprise when they saw that it was their... |
friend, Morkie4 from Florida. She had driven all the way to their home because they had forgotten to take.......... |
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Wow, what a sweetie that Morkie4 is to do that for her friends! And what a marvelous garage sale they had too. Especially since they didn't even know they were having one.:rolleyes: They decided to donate the proceeds to their local animal shelter and so Sally and Lucky put the check in an envelope and headed downtown to the shelter. When they got there they were so happy they came because there in the little cages, were 6 new Dorkie puppies that had no home yet. |
And since Sally knew of at least one person who loves Dorkies, she ran home straightaway to call her. You may be asking yourself "What in the world is a Dorkie?" Well let me tell you... |
A Dorkie of course has Yorkie in it but it is mixed with a darling little small dog called a............. |
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...where she might find information concerning a DORKIE. She was advised by the local constabulary to pursue consersation with the local canis familiaris specialist. So she went to the library to look up his address in the telephone directory. Having found the previously mentioned individual's address, she set off at a clip to pursue an informative oral exchange of observations and opinions with the said specialist. Upon arriving at the canis familiaris specialist's place of business, she proceded to press the antiquated doorbell which emitted the greeting sound of a canis familiarus. Sally smiled as she opened the door and let herself into the establishment. Acorss the foyer, she spied a large leather bound volume entitled "The Birth, Life and Death of the Dorkie." She knew she had arrived at the place where her education concerning dorkies would begin. She carefully removed her hat, gloves, and cape and sat carefully on the edge of the divan, waiting patiently for the specialist to arrive and take notice of her presence. |
Sally was so enjoying the reading of the book on Dorkies that she didn't even notice the door opening and a man with a Dorkie walking in for his appointment. The young man sat down in the chair across from Sally and.......... |
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and hugged the puupies to death. Now the dorkie was dead, it has suffocated, what will happen next... |
When sally realized she had read a thread on YT about CPR on small dogs. That's when she began to |
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but after composing herself, she began to blow. She blew & blew but nothing was happening, until she realized she had to turn the dog around. |
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and the young man was so grateful to her for saving his dog's life, he....... |
asked her what name to put on the check he was writing for $1000 to her favorite pet charity. |
Now - back to the life of Dorkies - Sally introduced herself to the young man and was shaking his hand as the specialist for canis familiarus walked through the door to the establishment. He asked if he could help her and Sally explained her dilemna about Dorkies. He smiled a friendly, grandfatherly smile, patted her hand and said, dear child, I'm so glad you want to know more about my favorite breed of pets. Come with me. So Sally stood up, smiled at the young man, and walked through the door into the establishment with the specialist. |
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