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Store that was Nothing But Yorkies, There was so many different items there that they never saw before and decided to pick up a few things then head back home for lunch, Later that day Sally was talking to her parents when |
They decided to throw Lucky a party and invite her parents and all of her doggie friends....... Teri:animal-pa |
But WAIT!!! ---- something happened that halted everything! |
Oooops! see next post! |
Lucky was barking and barking and they could not get her to stop barking. What was she barking at? Then they saw............ |
a mouse run from under the stove , Lucky went chasing it and |
smacked right into the closed basement door - :tongue036 . After that Sally's mom decided they all needed a Martooni:martini: (except Sally and Lucky of course). :mickey: Micky Mouse and :monkey2: Curious George showed up at the party :party: and they all got a take-home-fish :goldfish: in a plastic bag. They were all so happy they did a group hug. :ghug: Meanwhile on the other side of the basement door was heard earsplitting wailing and it was too loud to have come froma mouse. What on earth could be in Sally's basement making that unholy sound? |
:eek: She opened the door to a super ginormess cockaroach that crawled in through a crack in the wall and it had the little mouse in a headlock! |
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This was no reg cockaroach It was a giant of a bug. Sally's father grabbed a net and caught it. Thinking this baby had to be giving steroids. They called everyone they could think of and finally got a hold of a Man from |
the guinnes book of world records and he came by to check out the huge bug. They had to put the bug in a big garbage can with a lid while the waited for the man to show up. Then all of the sudden.............. |
.......they heard a knocking coming from the lid of the garbage can. A roach knocking??? Whoever heard of such a thing. Their curiosity got the best of them and they slowly and carefully began to lift the lid of the garbage can, much to their surpirse, Sally noticed the roach had a zipper running from the top to the end on the roach, very much like what Lucky had on when she first arrived from the puppymill in the little box...........so |
....when they inspected it closer....they got a big surprise! It was actually............... |
Bud, the Great Dane playing a whopper of a trick on on them! You see, no one had noticed that the great dane also had a zipper. So this is the way it goes: You unzip the roach (boy was the man from Guiness suprised), and get a great dane; you unzip Bud, the great dane and get a..... |
.....a happy, bouncing yellow lab, named Rusty........BUT, you unzip Rusty and you will find.............. |
a darling Italian greyhound who by now is so thin and thirsty that he was making all those horrible noises to let someone know he needed to get out of those suits! Of course Italian Greyhounds are so thin that everyone knew there couldn't be a zipper on him and when they carefully checked him over and looked down his throat and in his ears they were confident that he was exactly what he appeared to be - a darling Italian greyhound who was very thirsty. So they gave him a drink of Avian water. Slurp, slurp, Ahhhhhh! Now an old problem reared it's ugly head. Where in the world did this little guy come from and who in the world was playing these funny but a little scary (for the doggies) tricks on them. The man from Nigeria seemed to have a plausible story, but who was going to explain the darling Italian greyhound's story? |
Sally's mom called afew of her friends and what she heard made her laugh, The grayhound belong to a man Named Namer who worked for the circus. And the and it was in town, Now it all made sense, But they never did find out why and how he got in their basement. Sally and her Family decided to take a walk and return him to the man named Namer and when they did he said |
Well, hello!!!!! :sidesplt: :sidesplt: :sidesplt: :sidesplt: :sidesplt: :sidesplt: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I can't even begin to post, I'm l laughing too hard...........please carry on!!! |
And they said "Well hello!" right back at Namer. Then he proceded to name everything in sight - boring!!!! He didn't seem to pleased to see the dog-o-lot. Meanwhile back at the ranch in Texas, Sally's cousin Oscar ben Hernandez Mullineaux was wishing he had an Italian greyhound because he wanted to learn Italian and as fast as greyhounds are, he figured it could teach him in no time at all. Little did he know that his Uncle Abraham MacAllister Schoenicke (Sally's father) was holding onto an Italian greyhound at that very moment. |
So, he thought he would hike over yonder to that place that has hundreds of puppies for sale.... |
But he couldn't go to the puppy mill because Sally and her YT family shut it down didn't they? So because he didn't know there was an Italian greyhound about to be up for adoption, he just stared out at the beautiful sunset in the desert and thought about all the plastic bags from WalMart ruining the desert landscape down in the west Texas town of El Paso. Meanwhile Abraham MacAllister Schoenicke was thinking about calling his brother whom he knew wanted an Italian greyhound in the worst way. |
So he rang him up on the tele and only got the recorder.......and the recorder had a message for all callers saying........ |
"Hello everyone, this is Oscar ben Hernandez Mullineaux down in the west Texas town of El Paso and I'm looking for an Italian greyhound. If anyone has one, please leave me a message and I'll come get it." So, Sally's dad, Abraham MacAllister Schoenicke left his nephew, Oscar ben Hernandez Mullineaux down in the west Texas town of El Paso, a message about the Italian greyhound who by now was getting very tired of all this nonsense and wanted some food and a nap. Namer agreed to give the little dog to whomever wanted it for the startling price of $2.37, all in pennies. |
They desided to get him and Sally asked about the other dogs she heard barking ....................... |
She wondered if they too needed homes and Thought about posting them on YT. |
Namer said that they had 40 dogs back in the back but only 5 were used in the Circus the rest were just Bothersome and stayed in thier cages all the time. Sally ran from her family and went to the back and what she saw was..................... |
5 dogs dressed in darling little costumes and 35 dogs dressed in red clown costumes. Namer took good care of them, he just didn't need that many dogs, and washing their costumes all the times was bothersome. So Sally asked her parents if since they had lots of money now, they could start a rehoming center for unwanted pets. Her dad said "Let me think on that for a bit dear." And off they went for some ice cream (butter pecan) and a few minutes of quiet to think about this situation. |
But as they were eating their butter pecan ice cream, Sally flashed her beautiful green eyes and long lashes at her daddy and said: Please, daddy, I really........ |
want to help the puppies they need us to be their voice. Her dad looked at those big pleading eyes and said..................... |
Uh Oh, I think all the YTrs are sick of this story. We better spruce it up a little. Darlin' I want to help you, but you hae to understand that there are lots of things in life that are important and these dogs are just one of them. We need to find other people to help us. I have to keep working at my job and even though we now have some money, it won't last forever. So lets do some serious thinking - the whole family - and see what we can come up with. Sally understood that what her daddy said was true and she decided to spend her evening thinking about this problem. |
...................and so she sat in her room snuggled with Lucky completely satisfied that they could come up with a solution. So she sat and thought, and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought............and then she came up with a bright idea, a real solution to the problem. She ran to tell her daddy that............. |
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