What are some of your sayings?!?!?

[YORKIE7]

This thread is funny my silly words and phrases are:

fugly- means f***ing ugly
eww vile-means disgusting
thats rank- means disgusting
what crawled up his ass and died- you know if someones moody
bling bling- means something i like


i think i have more, just cant remeber as they have all become a habit

[ehunney]

Originally Posted by RLC12345678

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Here are some more of my favs from Napoleon:

Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!

So, we're pretty much friends by now, right?

I spent like three hours doing shading the upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.

Granma said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.

Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?

Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?

You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff.

Do the chickens have large talons?

You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

Ok, I'd better STOP!

LOOOLOL! thank u so much for the laugh! You don't know how badly I needed that

[Nikki+2]

Originally Posted by Shanatink

I also say "ya'll" all the time

Hey, you're a Texas girl, it's in the blood! I also say y'all all the time. I never notice when I say it but I feel like I abuse it when I'm posting. I just don't know what else to say.

Well all of Y'ALL have such cool little sayings- the one I use too much and get made fun of so bad about is... Holy Cow! Yes, it is very dorky and I have no idea why I started saying it but I can't seem to stop.

[magnolia]

I LOVE your sayings!! Some I've heard before, others are new to me so I've added them in the "old" memory bank for future use

My boys are always saying, "ooh, tight" over something they think is cool! But my 2 favs are:

1) Whatever!!
2) with left hand held up in their face, I say, "Talk to the left cause you ain't right"

Other's I've said in the past are:

My lips don't stutter and your ears don't flap - you HEARD me!
Whassup Dawg? (deer camp saying, we greet everyone with that one)
I don't sweat, I glisten - (southern girls don't sweat...LOL!!)

There are more but most have already been posted.

[Shanatink]

Originally Posted by RLC12345678

Ok, I say:

Duh! when someone says something stupid or something that I already know

You ain't nothing but a skanky hoe! I say it in a really silly voice as like some sort of "cut down" or something It's just a stupid inside joke between my hubby and me

'N Stuff 'N Stuff I tack this little phrase onto the end of most sentences when I'm feeling goofy. For instance, if someone asked me what I did last night, I would say, "I watched TV 'N stuff 'N stuff."

What do you think I am? Some sort of idoit or something? I say this in a Napoleon Dynamite-like voice when someone tries to tell me what to do and I already know how to do it.

Oh, and I REEEEEEEALLY overuse quotes from movies like:
Napoleon Dynamite (i.e. "I wish you would get out of my life and shut-up.")

Old School (i.e. when someone asks me what I'm doing this weekend, I'll say, "Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.")

And my latest favorite, Talladega Nights (i.e. "Chip! I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!" and "I'm all jacked up on mountain dew!")

I like the whole "shake and bake" thing form Talledega nights

[Shanatink]

Omg how did I forget my number 1 phrase?!!

I tag this onto to the end of every other sentance: "Your know what I mean?"

and I really hate it and wish I could get out of the habit.


ANd I also like to emphasize random words like Chandler does on Friends. LIke: "Can I BE any more goofy?" lol

[RLC12345678]

Originally Posted by Shanatink

Omg how did I forget my number 1 phrase?!!

I tag this onto to the end of every other sentance: "Your know what I mean?"

and I really hate it and wish I could get out of the habit.

OMG!!!! I say this, too!!!!! Hibby gets SOOO annoyed with me bc I say this WAAAAY too much! I've learned to control myself somewhat when I talk to hubby.

[Meg]

These are funny!

Here are a few I (and my hubby) use--

"Singlets"-- for our single friends

"Oh hell!" -- for all moods (funny, annoyed, goofy, disapointed, ect)

"I'm not well"-- if there is ANYTHING wrong

"Leave it in the past"-- if people are having a hard time getting over something

"Brat" or "Bratty" --I use this word instead of bit**

"Terd, Scerd, ect" --Tired, Scared ect

"Peeps" -- people

And instead of saying MY I use the phrase "Mine" so it is like "MineHusband, MineYorkie, MineBlanket" But I only use that with my hubby when I am using my whiny voice... which can actually be a little too often.

[JCarlson2004]

Originally Posted by ehunney

OMGosh!!!My friends and I are all obsessed with Napoleon Dynamite! LOL

Me too!!!!!!!!!!!

[Latuya]

lets see,,, btw, what a fun thread,,,,

Spaz,,,, had been used since I can remember.

You ain't nothing nice,,,

I ain't mad at ya,,,

Damn too much booty in the pants,,, Meaning that you look good in your pants or it could be said Daaaammmmnn too much booty in the pants. Which means that it says. TOO MUCH booty in the pants.

Mona,,, Dad's drunk,,, quote from King of the Jungle. Yes meaning that dad's has had enough to drink for the night.

Fluffy,,, mostly said between us girls. Meaning "that guy is cute but fluffy". Not fat because that is not nice to say. But fluffy, soft to cuddle with.

Chucky,,, meaning to fly off the handle. Anger

We also use lots of quotes from movies,,,
This is it,,, that's a wonderful choice,,, from I am Sam

We are all about quotes but the ones above are most used.

[RLC12345678]

Originally Posted by Latuya

We also use lots of quotes from movies,,,
This is it,,, that's a wonderful choice,,, from I am Sam

Awwwww I LOVE this movie!!! It's one of my very faves!!!

[Shanatink]

Originally Posted by RLC12345678

OMG!!!! I say this, too!!!!! Hibby gets SOOO annoyed with me bc I say this WAAAAY too much! I've learned to control myself somewhat when I talk to hubby.

Teach me I have no control over what words come out of my mouth because I dont think before I speak, its like Im incapable, you know what I mean?


lol

[RLC12345678]

Originally Posted by Shanatink

Teach me I have no control over what words come out of my mouth because I dont think before I speak, its like Im incapable, you know what I mean?


lol

OH, I know EXACTLY what you mean!

You're so silly, Shana. By the way, I say "silly" way too much, too!

[IluvLucy]

pusslegutted - means eating too much - She's pusslegutted today

[ehunney]

Originally Posted by IluvLucy

pusslegutted - means eating too much - She's pusslegutted today

LOL! that is too funny