These are funny!
Here are a few I (and my hubby) use--
"Singlets"-- for our single friends
"Oh hell!" -- for all moods (funny, annoyed, goofy, disapointed, ect)
"I'm not well"-- if there is ANYTHING wrong
"Leave it in the past"-- if people are having a hard time getting over something
"Brat" or "Bratty" --I use this word instead of bit**
"Terd, Scerd, ect" --Tired, Scared ect
"Peeps" -- people
And instead of saying MY I use the phrase "Mine" so it is like "MineHusband, MineYorkie, MineBlanket" But I only use that with my hubby when I am using my whiny voice... which can actually be a little too often.