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Originally Posted by RLC12345678

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Here are some more of my favs from Napoleon:

Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!

So, we're pretty much friends by now, right?

I spent like three hours doing shading the upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.

Granma said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.

Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?

Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?

You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff.

Do the chickens have large talons?

You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

Ok, I'd better STOP!

LOOOLOL! thank u so much for the laugh! You don't know how badly I needed that