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08-18-2006, 11:07 PM | #1 |
Puppy Luv Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Canada
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| How to install a security system How to install a security system 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and your NRA magazines. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the dogs -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyways, I locked all four of em in the house. Better wait outside. |
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08-19-2006, 03:17 AM | #2 |
Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member | LOLOL !!!! I may do this !! My hood is getting SO bad all we hear about is home invasions - I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT !!!! Lol...Big Jim....Duke and SLIM ~ OMG LAUGING My butt off !!! where do you actually FIND NRA Mags ? lolol !! |
08-19-2006, 05:36 AM | #3 |
Donating YT 10K Club Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Alabama
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| Thanks, I'm off to the Salvation Army to look for a good used looking pair of hunting boots |
08-19-2006, 06:39 AM | #4 |
Keep Me Away From eBay Donating Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Arizona
Posts: 2,109
| thats funny and yet a great idea!!
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08-19-2006, 09:08 AM | #5 |
Loved by Maddie & Libby Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North Dakota
Posts: 10,732
| LOL LOL LOL...this is too funny! Thanks for a laugh!!! Cracked me up!
__________________ Custom doggie dresses and vests Memory is a country where I can go to see your face - but where do I go when I miss your embrace? |
08-19-2006, 11:48 AM | #6 |
Love The Verminator! Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ny
Posts: 4,282
| I love it! You could even pour a little catsup around the mailbox for a little extra effect. Maybe some pieces of grey (mailman uniform color) material scattered around in the yard. I could go on, but it might be "overkill". |
08-19-2006, 11:52 AM | #7 |
Lovin' Lucy & Rebel Donating Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Georgia
Posts: 4,438
| devoted to Lucy! This is so funny! I nearly fell out of my chair laughing! Kim & Lucy |
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