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How to install a security system How to install a security system 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and your NRA magazines. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the dogs -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyways, I locked all four of em in the house. Better wait outside. |
LOLOL !!!! I may do this !! My hood is getting SO bad all we hear about is home invasions - I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT !!!! Lol...Big Jim....Duke and SLIM ~ OMG LAUGING My butt off !!! where do you actually FIND NRA Mags ? lolol !! |
Thanks, I'm off to the Salvation Army to look for a good used looking pair of hunting boots :) |
thats funny and yet a great idea!! |
LOL LOL LOL...this is too funny! Thanks for a laugh!!! Cracked me up! |
I love it! You could even pour a little catsup around the mailbox for a little extra effect. Maybe some pieces of grey (mailman uniform color) material scattered around in the yard. I could go on, but it might be "overkill". |
devoted to Lucy! This is so funny! I nearly fell out of my chair laughing! Kim & Lucy:aimeeyork :lol tears :lol tears :bravo: :bravo: |
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