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Breeze · 08-18-2006, 11:07 PM

How to install a security system

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16
work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and your NRA magazines.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba,
Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour.
Don't mess with the dogs -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

Anyways, I locked all four of em in the house. Better wait outside.

08-18-2006, 11:07 PM	#1
Breeze Puppy Luv Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 2,678	How to install a security system How to install a security system 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and your NRA magazines. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the dogs -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyways, I locked all four of em in the house. Better wait outside.