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07-31-2006, 08:17 PM | #1 |
No Longer a Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Northern NJ / NYC
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| A dog-related joke OK, I just read this joke and laughed so hard I HAD to share it with you: I was buying a large bag of Purina Puppy Chow at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, and that I was starting The Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry but that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my privates and a car hit me. |
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07-31-2006, 08:30 PM | #2 |
YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Dallas, TX
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| my boyfriend just got that from a family friend in an email and I read through it but didn't pay much attention to the main key detail and at the end I was like "I don't get it." He's like "are you serious?" I re read it and couldn't stop laughing. eh my blonde moment has passed.
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07-31-2006, 08:32 PM | #3 |
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| Here's the copy he got: I have an Anatilian Shepherd & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog (?). On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall, black guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned by the dog food when I went to the hospital. I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my privates and a car hit me. I thought the black guy was going to have to have help as he laughingly staggered to the door.
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08-01-2006, 06:37 AM | #4 |
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