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ginnysanchez · 07-31-2006, 08:17 PM

OK, I just read this joke and laughed so hard I HAD to share it with you:

I was buying a large bag of Purina Puppy Chow at Wal-Mart and was in
line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, and that I was starting The Purina
Diet again.

Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital
last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry but that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
food poisoned me.

I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my privates and a
car hit me.

07-31-2006, 08:17 PM	#1
ginnysanchez No Longer a Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Northern NJ / NYC Posts: 175	A dog-related joke OK, I just read this joke and laughed so hard I HAD to share it with you: I was buying a large bag of Purina Puppy Chow at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, and that I was starting The Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry but that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my privates and a car hit me.