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mylittletigger · 07-31-2006, 08:32 PM

Here's the copy he got:

I have an Anatilian Shepherd & I was buying a large bag of Purina at
Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had
a dog (?). On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina
Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the
hospital last time but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs
in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that
the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets
and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a tall, black guy who was behind
her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned by the dog food when I went to
the hospital. I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my privates
and
a car hit me.

I thought the black guy was going to have to have help as he laughingly
staggered to the door.

07-31-2006, 08:32 PM	#3
mylittletigger YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 1,216	Here's the copy he got: I have an Anatilian Shepherd & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog (?). On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall, black guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned by the dog food when I went to the hospital. I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my privates and a car hit me. I thought the black guy was going to have to have help as he laughingly staggered to the door. __________________ Tigger's dogster http://www.dogster.com/?257308 Bear's dogster: www.dogster.com/?368626. Krystal, John, Tigger and Baby Bear.