The ladies rebuttal to the YT men's thread - Page 29 - YorkieTalk.com Forums

alaskayorkie · 03-08-2006, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by bchgirl

Another sign that men don't think......

Subject: Sign From God

A beautiful woman and a man are involved in a car accident
on a snowy, cold Monday evening. It's a bad one. Both of their
cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is
hurt. God works in mysterious ways!

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So....you're a
man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God
that we should meet, and be friends, and live together in peace for
the rest of our days".

Flattered, & eying this hot babe, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree
with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle.
My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine, and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle,
and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and
immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."

My guess is he wasn't worried about the booze because he had his car on blocks and was working on the engine in the back yard when she took her eyes off the road while putting on her makeup and talking on the cell phone, crashed through his living room and slammed into him in the backyard.

txshopper73 · 03-08-2006, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

My guess is he wasn't worried about the booze because he had his car on blocks and was working on the engine in the back yard when she took her eyes off the road while putting on her makeup and talking on the cell phone, crashed through his living room and slammed into him in the backyard.

OH NO, YOU DIDN'T!!!!!

bchgirl · 03-08-2006, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

My guess is he wasn't worried about the booze because he had his car on blocks and was working on the engine in the back yard when she took her eyes off the road while putting on her makeup and talking on the cell phone, crashed through his living room and slammed into him in the backyard.

Quit talking mean about Teri

bchgirl · 03-08-2006, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by txshopper73

OH NO, YOU DIDN'T!!!!!

Eventually they just can't help themselves

So anyone look....how many pages back is their thread?!?!?

Tashasmom · 03-08-2006, 12:44 PM

I don't know you but I back you up anyway..I love my husband and I love my sons but they would find life for them would be alot easier if they would just accept that WOMEN ARE ALWAYS RIGHT...lol...
I must admit i thought the joke was funny but why would he put the car on blocks just to change the windshield wipers..hhmmm hehe

Baileys_Momma · 03-08-2006, 01:16 PM

This is why I own stock in Energizer......they just keep going and going and going and going and going.................................

bchgirl · 03-08-2006, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Baileys_Momma

This is why I own stock in Energizer......they just keep going and going and going and going and going.................................

Always ready when ya need 'em

hle_625 · 03-08-2006, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Baileys_Momma

This is why I own stock in Energizer......they just keep going and going and going and going and going.................................

LOL! So thats not really the Energizer Bunny on the commercials its the Waskilly Wabbit in disguise

hle_625 · 03-08-2006, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by bchgirl

Always ready when ya need 'em

Love your new siggy!

bchgirl · 03-08-2006, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by hle_625

Love your new siggy!

Thank you. My squad's doing the spirit cheer to yours....
We got spirit, yes we do, we got spirit, how 'bout you????

Baileys_Momma · 03-08-2006, 01:25 PM

I don't think the Engergizer Bunny's ears and tail can do to me what the Waskilly Wabbit's can...........................no more said.

bchgirl · 03-08-2006, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by hle_625

LOL! So thats not really the Energizer Bunny on the commercials its the Waskilly Wabbit in disguise

Well they are both pink

bchgirl · 03-08-2006, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Baileys_Momma

I don't think the Engergizer Bunny's ears and tail can do to me what the Waskilly Wabbit's can...........................no more said.

Then you're not getting the full effect. Those ears definitely come into play. Do you still have the instructions?!?!?!

Baileys_Momma · 03-08-2006, 01:35 PM

Honey I don't need instructions, I was inpregnanted by the Rabbit. The 1st, 2nd and 3rd time and even this round with twins I am carrying now!!

mustangbee · 03-08-2006, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by bchgirl

Well they are both pink

And just how would you know the Waskilly Wabbit is pink????

Hmmmm, maybe someone really has been to the party

03-08-2006, 12:44 PM	#425
Tashasmom YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Indiana Posts: 950	I don't know you but I back you up anyway..I love my husband and I love my sons but they would find life for them would be alot easier if they would just accept that WOMEN ARE ALWAYS RIGHT...lol... I must admit i thought the joke was funny but why would he put the car on blocks just to change the windshield wipers..hhmmm hehe __________________ LOVE MEANS MORE THAN JUST HUGS & KISSES!!

03-08-2006, 01:16 PM	#426
Baileys_Momma And Morgan Too! Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Puyallup, WA Posts: 1,180	This is why I own stock in Energizer......they just keep going and going and going and going and going................................. __________________ Courtney Bailey Morgan KICKING CANCER'S BUTT, ONE CHEMO TREATMENT AT A TIME!!! Member of the SSLS (Secret Sisterhood Ladybug Society)

03-08-2006, 01:25 PM	#431
Baileys_Momma And Morgan Too! Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Puyallup, WA Posts: 1,180	I don't think the Engergizer Bunny's ears and tail can do to me what the Waskilly Wabbit's can...........................no more said. __________________ Courtney Bailey Morgan KICKING CANCER'S BUTT, ONE CHEMO TREATMENT AT A TIME!!! Member of the SSLS (Secret Sisterhood Ladybug Society)

03-08-2006, 01:35 PM	#434
Baileys_Momma And Morgan Too! Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Puyallup, WA Posts: 1,180	Honey I don't need instructions, I was inpregnanted by the Rabbit. The 1st, 2nd and 3rd time and even this round with twins I am carrying now!! __________________ Courtney Bailey Morgan KICKING CANCER'S BUTT, ONE CHEMO TREATMENT AT A TIME!!! Member of the SSLS (Secret Sisterhood Ladybug Society)