The ladies rebuttal to the YT men's thread

[Baileys_Momma]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Another sign that men don't think......

Subject: Sign From God



A beautiful woman and a man are involved in a car accident
on a snowy, cold Monday evening. It's a bad one. Both of their
cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is
hurt. God works in mysterious ways!

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So....you're a
man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God
that we should meet, and be friends, and live together in peace for
the rest of our days".

Flattered, & eying this hot babe, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree
with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle.
My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine, and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle,
and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and
immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"


The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."

NOW THAT'S FUNNY!!! I can't stop laughing!!

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by Baileys_Momma

Ok I have a girly topic........Have any of you been to a Pure Romance Party? I had one this last weekend and OMG....I've never been to a party that was so much fun. Your thoughts??

We have those here, but they're call "Fun Parties". They sell an item called a budget bunny ( d batteries )....now my single g-friend wanted one but didn't order one....so months later she's decided she can't live without it. A store here sells the same kind of....hmmmmm, novelities But she's also decided she can't possibly go to that store and buy it....cause she's too embarassed. So I tell her....come on and I'll get the dang thing for you. Get there....that baby costs $98.50! Neither of us could remember the fun party cost....but in a major loud voice....she exclaims "98 FIFTY. I'M NOT PAYING 98 FIFTY....I'LL STICK WITH MY SHOWER MASSAGE

Sex and the city did an episode about those bunnies....Charlotte wasn't leaving her house

Another friend is a Longaberger consultant (the basket co)....any way another LB consultant was also a consultant for the fun party novelities. This gal combined the two items in shows, unfortunately she didn't tell the hostesses just what she suggested you store in your baskets Needless to say...she's not a Longaberger consultant any more

[waistfull]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Another sign that men don't think......

Subject: Sign From God



A beautiful woman and a man are involved in a car accident
on a snowy, cold Monday evening. It's a bad one. Both of their
cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is
hurt. God works in mysterious ways!

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So....you're a
man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God
that we should meet, and be friends, and live together in peace for
the rest of our days".

Flattered, & eying this hot babe, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree
with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle.
My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine, and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle,
and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and
immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"


The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."

ROFL Now that's a good one!!

[mustangbee]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Another sign that men don't think......

Subject: Sign From God



A beautiful woman and a man are involved in a car accident
on a snowy, cold Monday evening. It's a bad one. Both of their
cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is
hurt. God works in mysterious ways!

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So....you're a
man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God
that we should meet, and be friends, and live together in peace for
the rest of our days".

Flattered, & eying this hot babe, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree
with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle.
My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine, and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle,
and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and
immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"


The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."

[rrosenberry]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

We have those here, but they're call "Fun Parties". They sell an item called a budget bunny ( d batteries )....now my single g-friend wanted one but didn't order one....so months later she's decided she can't live without it. A store here sells the same kind of....hmmmmm, novelities But she's also decided she can't possibly go to that store and buy it....cause she's too embarassed. So I tell her....come on and I'll get the dang thing for you. Get there....that baby costs $98.50! Neither of us could remember the fun party cost....but in a major loud voice....she exclaims "98 FIFTY. I'M NOT PAYING 98 FIFTY....I'LL STICK WITH MY SHOWER MASSAGE

Sex and the city did an episode about those bunnies....Charlotte wasn't leaving her house

Another friend is a Longaberger consultant (the basket co)....any way another LB consultant was also a consultant for the fun party novelities. This gal combined the two items in shows, unfortunately she didn't tell the hostesses just what she suggested you store in your baskets Needless to say...she's not a Longaberger consultant any more

This is kinda like the Girl Scout Cookie thread~
We have those parties here,,and the TOY is called the Waskily Wabbit. Got one for Christmas, They thought I'd be embarrassed! NOT, I had one before it shorted out,,, LMAO.. I was thrilled to have a new one.

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by rrosenberry

This is kinda like the Girl Scout Cookie thread~
We have those parties here,,and the TOY is called the Waskily Wabbit. Got one for Christmas, They thought I'd be embarrassed! NOT, I had one before it shorted out,,, LMAO.. I was thrilled to have a new one.

I would have a hard time not thinking about Elmer Fudd if I had a Waskily Wabbit

So the first shorted out or wore out

[rrosenberry]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

I would have a hard time not thinking about Elmer Fudd if I had a Waskily Wabbit

So the first shorted out or wore out

I think it was a combination of both. But it~

[DaisyMaesMom]

Originally Posted by Baileys_Momma

A Pure Romance party is a GIRLS ONLY party that sells Lotions, Potions and things that require batteries. I have never been so embarrassed or laughed so hard in my life at this party. I would go into detail but would be afraide I would be banned from YT if I did. You can google them on the net and see for yourself what they sell. I highly recommending having one of these parties if you are brave and bold enough.

We have the samething here also.. It's called a Passion Party... LOL There's some good money in those parties... You know us women!!

[Baileys_Momma]

Originally Posted by DaisyMaesMom

We have the samething here also.. It's called a Passion Party... LOL There's some good money in those parties... You know us women!!

We have Passion Parties here too but they are co-ed and as far as Washington State Law allows, they aren't legal as there is a fine line of solicitation of sex. I spent $275.00 at my Pure Romance Party plus got $350.00 in free product because my party did over $3500.00 in sales. Talk about so frisky women I tell ya. I now have a fully stocked "goodie" drawer!

[mustangbee]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

I would have a hard time not thinking about Elmer Fudd if I had a Waskily Wabbit

So the first shorted out or wore out

LOL too funny!!!!!
I can't stop laughing!!!!!!

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by Baileys_Momma

We have Passion Parties here too but they are co-ed and as far as Washington State Law allows, they aren't legal as there is a fine line of solicitation of sex. I spent $275.00 at my Pure Romance Party plus got $350.00 in free product because my party did over $3500.00 in sales. Talk about so frisky women I tell ya. I now have a fully stocked "goodie" drawer!

Watch it Courtney, you're gonna get our thread deleted and we'll have to start all over.

I don't know why it would violate any solicitation law....those consultants ain't asking ya to....hmmmmm, do anything with them

Here in the Bible belt home of Pat Robertson...ours are not allowed to advertise what they sell. If you call them, they'll tell you....it's adult novelities, but they can't even advertise that. Same with the brick and mortar stores....novelities. Yep, we here are mighty amused by novelities. Don't know what's so novel about it...seems to me....it was thought up long ago

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by mustangbee

LOL too funny!!!!!
I can't stop laughing!!!!!!

Be bery, bery caweful, Gina

[hle_625]

LOL you girls are too funny! I went for tea time and now look what you girls have done! You've turned the darn thing into an x-rated thread!

[mustangbee]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Be bery, bery caweful, Gina

TOO LATE!!!!!

[bchgirl]

Btw, since it's your anniversary...we could take up a collection and get ya a little sumthin'