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Originally Posted by bchgirl

Another sign that men don't think......

Subject: Sign From God



A beautiful woman and a man are involved in a car accident
on a snowy, cold Monday evening. It's a bad one. Both of their
cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is
hurt. God works in mysterious ways!

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So....you're a
man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God
that we should meet, and be friends, and live together in peace for
the rest of our days".

Flattered, & eying this hot babe, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree
with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle.
My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine, and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle,
and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and
immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"


The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."

My guess is he wasn't worried about the booze because he had his car on blocks and was working on the engine in the back yard when she took her eyes off the road while putting on her makeup and talking on the cell phone, crashed through his living room and slammed into him in the backyard.