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Sherry Lynn · 02-25-2006, 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Claire

Want to know something funny about your first joke. My x husband's name is Mat (spelt with only 1 "T") and he is actually missing a leg!

OMG!! I'm sorry, Claire!! I hope I didn't offend you! Those are silly jokes we used to tell as kids. Bad jokes, bad taste, MY bad.

bettyeanne · 02-25-2006, 07:47 AM

OK, here's a corny redneck joke that my Patrick found to be a "side splitter"!! Don't know why, but every time I think I've heard them all .... there's another one!

Two fellers from Kentucky were sitting around talking one afternoon. After a while the first feller says to the second, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"

The second feller crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know if it would make us kin, but it sure would make us even!

Claire · 02-25-2006, 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Sherry Lynn

OMG!! I'm sorry, Claire!! I hope I didn't offend you! Those are silly jokes we used to tell as kids. Bad jokes, bad taste, MY bad.

No, you did not offend me! My X use to tell that joke to everyone. He loved having a joke "named" after him.

Sherry Lynn · 02-25-2006, 07:51 AM

Whewww. I know I have a sicker sense of humor than most....

bettyeanne · 02-25-2006, 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Claire

Want to know something funny about your first joke. My x husband's name is Mat (spelt with only 1 "T") and he is actually missing a leg!

Claire, that is funny!! [not your Mat losing his leg] My son's friend, Keith, lost his leg as a very young man, and laughing is the one thing that really sparked his determination to go on and lead a wonderful "normal" life!! Laughter is indeed the best medicine!!

alona1 · 02-25-2006, 09:10 AM

What do you call a french guy who wears sandals??.....

(in french accent) Phillipe Flop...........

02-25-2006, 07:47 AM	#17
bettyeanne Donating YT 7000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Alabama, etc. Posts: 9,031	OK, here's a corny redneck joke that my Patrick found to be a "side splitter"!! Don't know why, but every time I think I've heard them all .... there's another one! Two fellers from Kentucky were sitting around talking one afternoon. After a while the first feller says to the second, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?" The second feller crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know if it would make us kin, but it sure would make us even! __________________ Toto's Mom - http://www.dogster.com/?206581 Yorkie Rescue Colorado - http://www.yorkierescuecolorado.com/ "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits." -- Albert Einstein

02-25-2006, 07:51 AM	#19
Sherry Lynn Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 3,437	Whewww. I know I have a sicker sense of humor than most.... __________________ Sherry Lynn Dublin and Widget

02-25-2006, 09:10 AM	#21
alona1 YT Addict Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: UK Posts: 312	What do you call a french guy who wears sandals??..... (in french accent) Phillipe Flop...........