OK, here's a corny redneck joke that my Patrick found to be a "side splitter"!! Don't know why, but every time I think I've heard them all .... there's another one!
Two fellers from Kentucky were sitting around talking one afternoon. After a while the first feller says to the second, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"
The second feller crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know if it would make us kin, but it sure would make us even!