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Best of the bad joke thread Here's a fav...... Mushroom goes into a bar. Bartender says..."Sorry, bud, we don't serve mushrooms." Mushroom..."Why? I'm a fungi" :rolleyes: Let's hear yours....... |
Apparently no one else has any groaners..... Another..... Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says....."Hey buddy, why the long face?" |
Girl you are too funny! I cant think of any that are just awful right now! I hate when my little sister will tell me jokes from school! Who wants to hear 9 yr old jokes anyways!! LOL |
ok, here is my pathetic contribution. A midget, a clown and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke?" |
I see I'm gonna have to be the whole dang comic show here.... How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. |
Hope this doesn't offend anyone but I thought it was cute. So here goes. What would you see if the Pilsbury Dough Boy bent over? DOUGHNUTS.....hehe |
What kind of cheese isn't yours? Nacho Cheese! |
Ok, you want bad??? A dog goes in to the bank to get a loan. He is shown into the office of the loan officer, Ms. Patty Whack. She explains to the dog that he needs some kind of collateral. the dog takes out a little statue and says this is the most expensive thing he owns. Patty looks at it, but can't decide if she can use it. So, she takes it to her boss, who says (groan) "It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the dog a loan" |
Why is Santa so fat? Because he eats too many Ho-Ho's Ba-dum CHING! |
run dont be offended bend over grab your toes and spell r u n lol :) |
Ok, these are kinda gross and real, real bad... What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyedear What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eyedeer |
You want bad.... What to you call a man with no arms and legs.... When he's at your door? Matt On the wall? Art Laying in a pile of leaves? Russell In your pool? Bob |
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What do you give an invisable cat???? Evaporated milk ;) |
Two flys in an airing cupboard, which one is in the army? The one on the tank :) (Groannnnnn) What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud :) What do you call a fly with no eyes? A "Fl..." |
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