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Lend money to friends -- especially ones who ask you all the time. They have more experience in paying you back. |
Do have a personal relationship with your boss. In no way does this make the office environment suck and super awkward! |
Guys, don't worry if you forget your anniversary. She'll understand. |
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And if she asks, "Does this dress make me look fat," be brutally honest. That's what she wants to hear. |
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Drink all the tap water you want when visiting Mexico. |
Never waste money on or actually go a step farther and wear protective eye gear when doing, yard work, wood, metal or otherwise that 'highly suggests' you do so. |
Go ahead and speed through that school zone because all of the kiddos will think it's a game and dodge you! :eek: |
Everyone wants your opinion. |
Definitely have 2-3 tequila shots before any job interview. |
Two wrongs make a right. |
Be sure to try and jump in front of anyone you can at a checkout line. People will think your behavior is adorable. |
Brown nose the boss, rat on & gossip about all your colleagues, take credit for every good idea first, raid the fridge of someone's afternoon snack as often as possible, never replace copypaper in the copier, chat frequently & loudly on personal calls as others work - and you will be voted "Employee of the Month" by your coworkers time after time. |
Don't worry about saving money for a rainy day or emergency. You don't really need to check the oil level or tire pressure on cars. |
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