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It's OK to talk on the cellphone in a movie theater. No one cares. |
Step right out into traffic and meet Jesus! You may have the red hand displayed at the cross walk light, but cars should yield even when they have the green light to pedestrians, you are after all not jay walking if you are in the cross walk, so go for it! |
When you have allergies going a lot or a cold and otherwise full of mucus- drink milk! Lots of milk and lots of dairy! |
A little bit of farm advice: Go ahead, stand behind the horse. Park your car in the goat pen. Let the snapping turtle smell your finger before petting it. Go ahead and take a short cut through the bull pen. Poison ivy is only poison if you eat it. Best way to catch a cat is to grab it by the tail. |
Men, be sure to put your cell phone in your bathing suit back pocket. Especially if you are going swimming or getting in a hottub. :eek: |
Break a mirror. Walk under ladders. Have a closed mind. Work on becoming more intolerant. Desire that everyone be exactly like you, so you never have to change. Perform random acts of meanness. Don't be yourself, definitely be someone else. |
It's okay to take another pill...those are just guidelines mentioned in the dosage directions.:cool: When you've done wrong.....Deny, Deny, Deny (brother's advice to teenage sister).;) Cops won't stop you for just going a few miles over the speed limit.:rolleyes: |
When using a sharp knife to cut something, make sure the knife is pointed at you. No need to take a First Aid kit on vacation with you, no one is going to get hurt... (hehe, yea right!) Don't wear seat belts. Stare directly at the sun during a solar eclipse! No need to remove the lint build up after each load of laundry from the dryer. Don't floss or brush your teeth (this one may have been posted already). Don't stretch out your leg muscles before you go jogging, bicycling or walking. |
Buy whatever they are selling when they come to your door on a Saturday morning. Believe whatever they are trying to convert you to when they ring the bell several times at your door on a Sunday morning. |
Go ahead and smoke in airline bathrooms. They'll never catch you. |
Men, when you putting those cell phones in your bathing suit make sure it's a SPEEDO- women love them. When talking on the cell phone in the grocery store, please do NOT end the call before checking out. It is not rude or even slightly disrespectful. The Cashier will understand and so will all the people in line behind you. |
Some dental advice: When you have fractured your tooth on a piece of popcorn - please be sure to ignore the pain until you are practically falling down from it. THEN - DO LOCATE the most inexperienced oral surgeon one can find to get your state-of-the-art dental implant. This is truly a recipe for success. |
When your bank and Paypal email you wanting to update your records, be sure to click on the links right away and sign in, updating your private/financial information so that your accounts can still be viable. |
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