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Always try to please everyone. |
Always arrive at the school right as the dusmissal bell rings, if youyou have athe meeting after the entire school body is released. don't worry if there's only 40 parking spaces& two lanes than hold 10the cars and 800 + students at least half probably take the busor go to after care. School parking lot traffic jams and rush hours are a myth... |
When you are feeling sick...go play in the rain and run around in the wet cold wind. It will make you feel better...I promise. :) Oh and teach your kids that strangers are awesome people if they offer you candy or a puppy...esp. a yorkie..get in their car and go with them. (omg...I have such a hard time writing this even though it's a game. I shudder at the thought of my kids even thinking of this.) |
This thread is cracking me up... Let's see, "You'll be fine if you eat 3 Fiber One bars in one day." |
After you take your speeding ticket from the police officer, put on your sunglasses with a smirk, crank up the stereo volume to Maximum & cover him with dirt burning rubber as you leave. |
Stop short and suddenly...it's their fault if you get hit from behind. Crazy people with driver's licenses are a wonderful addition to the roadways. |
Speaking of driving....try and see how many people you can cut off in one day. They will know the game you are playing and will join in with you. |
When asking for directions and responds....wait for it..."i don't think you can get there from here" beleive them you have obviously asked how to get to an unreachable parallel universal dimention. Thank Billy Connelly for that one. |
Never let people merge into your lane when driving. It may slow you down for several seconds, and let's face it, your time is valuable. You can also conserve energy by not using your turn signals. |
Guys, go ahead - tailgate that hulk in the Dodge Ram 3500 Hemi w/gunrack for grins. |
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Pour gasoline on black berries to keep them from growing back...better yet afterward play with fire there too. |
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But it's supposed to cause ;) 'problems' :D |
"I insist have a Catholic Priest bless your marriage, he blessed your soon to be mother-in-law's and they've been going 25 years strong." Advice from my grandmother-in-law. Three months later, my father-in-law left my mother-in-law for a 27 year old. She gave me hell for over a year for not being Catholic and not having the ceremony in a Catholic church. |
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