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Be sure to go out and film any tornadoes you see from your house! |
Always teach your child to run with a lollipop sticking out of it's mouth....:eek: :D Sally x |
Don't be 'defensive or paranoid'...trust everyone, take them for the word alone! |
text and drive, it saves time |
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Go swimming on a full stomach. I makes you swim faster. |
All you have to do is THINK you're skinny to lose weight. :D |
Don't go to the dentist if your tooth hurts. You'll figure out by Friday night after they've closed that you need a root canal. (I'm living this one right now) |
Buy a used car without test driving and never have your mechanic check it out. You get the best car for your money this way. |
Never love any-one, that way you can't get hurt. Don't pay your taxes; after all the government will just waste your money. Crime pays.... Niceness is highly over-rated; it is really the mean snakes that rule the world. Fatty foods and cholesterol have nothing in common Do unto others ...before they do Unto you. |
When you want to go bike riding, tie your yorkie to the bike. Why waste money for a basket to put your yorkie in?:D |
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Don't study for that exam tomorrow, your parents don't care if you waste the tuition they paid for... Spelling correctly in university is overrated especially in business school, ur boss wont care if u spell things encorrectally. typing like dis will defiantely get u thru costomer meetings l8ter in life. |
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I love that one-see it too much. I love this one too: You can't teach an old dog new tricks. :animal-pa |
Smoking does not give you lung cancer... light 'em up! |
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