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Post your bad advice here Run with scissors... It's fun on so many levels. |
Always marry the first guy that asks:laugh: |
Trust everyone:rolleyes: |
Eat cookies before dinner and spoil your appetite!! :D |
Believe everything you read online. |
Don't worry about the US Debt |
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. |
Be on the lookout for good deals on puppies, flea markets and road side stands are a great place to find a cheap puppy, and you’ll have more to spend on clothes and carriers! |
Always try to look like everyone on T.V. and in the magazines. You will go far in life. ;) |
Write all the checks you need to 3 days before payday, you have plenty of them to beat them to the bank. Oil changes are not necessary, just another way people are trying to scam you out of money. |
Drink and drive! |
Stay up partying all night. Don't worry about going to bed. You can just jump into the shower and go to work. Who needs sleep?:D |
Want to retire early? Play the stock market. |
You will never pull an all-nighter during college. :rolleyes: |
Never fight back, talk back, or take up for yourself. Nobody will like you if you do. :confused::eek: |
Be sure to go out and film any tornadoes you see from your house! |
Always teach your child to run with a lollipop sticking out of it's mouth....:eek: :D Sally x |
Don't be 'defensive or paranoid'...trust everyone, take them for the word alone! |
text and drive, it saves time |
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Go swimming on a full stomach. I makes you swim faster. |
All you have to do is THINK you're skinny to lose weight. :D |
Don't go to the dentist if your tooth hurts. You'll figure out by Friday night after they've closed that you need a root canal. (I'm living this one right now) |
Buy a used car without test driving and never have your mechanic check it out. You get the best car for your money this way. |
Never love any-one, that way you can't get hurt. Don't pay your taxes; after all the government will just waste your money. Crime pays.... Niceness is highly over-rated; it is really the mean snakes that rule the world. Fatty foods and cholesterol have nothing in common Do unto others ...before they do Unto you. |
When you want to go bike riding, tie your yorkie to the bike. Why waste money for a basket to put your yorkie in?:D |
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Don't study for that exam tomorrow, your parents don't care if you waste the tuition they paid for... Spelling correctly in university is overrated especially in business school, ur boss wont care if u spell things encorrectally. typing like dis will defiantely get u thru costomer meetings l8ter in life. |
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I love that one-see it too much. I love this one too: You can't teach an old dog new tricks. :animal-pa |
Smoking does not give you lung cancer... light 'em up! |
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