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chachi · 03-08-2012, 10:38 AM

LOl I showed my Husband this thread and he said someone was obsessed with the word wiener

jp4m2 · 03-08-2012, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by chachi

LOl I showed my Husband this thread and he said someone was obsessed with the word wiener

As if he had to admit it........most men are...

dawn27 · 03-09-2012, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by gemy

GAls I've not laughed so hard in a long long time

I would like to "point" out in "small type", unless it is long enough to do the hula hoop, I'm just not interested in after showering dancing parts.

On the subject of open doors, well let's face it gals, we all have dogs ( the four legged kind), and I don't know about y'all, but if I try to close the bathroom door, I have 4x4 four leggers whingeing, whining, scratching, meowing, low barking, huffing, n chirping to get in Depends on the day and personal strife going on with my crew. You gotta know it is easier to leave the door open a notch; then of course 4 legged one comes in, kisses me, leaves, four legged 2 comes in kisses me n leaves, etc, etc, until I am done.
I am eternally thankful that when we have company, the pups are so enthralled with the company, I could fall through the toilet bowl and no-one would notice

Have a great day all - you gotta love this thread And BTW hubby still hasn't noticed the hair cut!

Awh Really !! Men ..

I have the same problem...( x 4) They do it every single time I go! I have taught them that they are not alowed in the bathroom with me. They must sit at the doorway and wait.

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Originally Posted by Wylie's Mom

Jpm - LMBO!

In addition, I'd add...how about the post-shower naked dance men are prone to, where they shake what their Momma gave them? I really don't need to see it. As if I'm going to be like "oh honey, that's so hot; let's totally have a quickie" -- NOT.

I love "nakey time" When the kids are gone, when he comes out of the shower and goes streaking through the house and up to our room. He doesn't do it very often but when he does . . . I am all over it !!

Quickie.... yes PLease !!

sugarmamma · 03-10-2012, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by dawn27

I love "nakey time" When the kids are gone, when he comes out of the shower and goes streaking through the house and up to our room. He doesn't do it very often but when he does . . . I am all over it !!

Quickie.... yes PLease !!

PLEASE tell me you are talking about the dogs

dawn27 · 03-11-2012, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by sugarmamma

PLEASE tell me you are talking about the dogs

NOPE !!

sugarmamma · 03-11-2012, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by dawn27

nope !!

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yorkietalkjilly · 03-11-2012, 02:23 PM

This thread is priceless! Was feeling kind of punk today, cold, achey, sleepy and you all have me laughing like a total idiot as I sit here! I haven't known too many men very well that didn't eventually become 12-year-olds at times. I LOVE men but even the suavest male will before long reveal his adolescence after a time! They just can't help it. LOL.

OkieMoe · 03-13-2012, 07:12 AM

Hey hey.. Some of us guys do more than others lol...

With my love in school... I wake up get both babies up and dressed.. Make sure the 11 year old gets the school bus... Feed the monsters and entertain them while doing any housework the midgets will allow me.... When my love gets home its time for me to put my 8 hours in at work... That's just the every day stuff....

Yet the barking spiders are just an added bonus!

sugarmamma · 03-17-2012, 04:40 AM

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Originally Posted by OkieMoe

Hey hey.. Some of us guys do more than others lol...

With my love in school... I wake up get both babies up and dressed.. Make sure the 11 year old gets the school bus... Feed the monsters and entertain them while doing any housework the midgets will allow me.... When my love gets home its time for me to put my 8 hours in at work... That's just the every day stuff....

Yet the barking spiders are just an added bonus!

I have been in direct contact with more and more men lately that are doing well more than their share with the home and work and children.

I really applaud the effort! You will be repaid with a closer relationship with your wife and children and furbutts

OutOfPrint · 03-19-2012, 08:04 AM

As a male, I found this thread both extremely entertaining and enlightening. I always thought women wanted men like that because I place my clothes in the hamper, do laundry, clean the house, decorate, cook, don't scratch or fart, and I'm still single!!!

Perhaps it's because I don't have a dining room??

DvlshAngel985 · 03-19-2012, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by OutOfPrint

As a male, I found this thread both extremely entertaining and enlightening. I always thought women wanted men like that because I place my clothes in the hamper, do laundry, clean the house, decorate, cook, don't scratch or fart, and I'm still single!!!

Perhaps it's because I don't have a dining room??

Wait... you sort laundry?!?! I think I'm in love!!

dawn27 · 03-21-2012, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by OutOfPrint

As a male, I found this thread both extremely entertaining and enlightening. I always thought women wanted men like that because I place my clothes in the hamper, do laundry, clean the house, decorate, cook, don't scratch or fart, and I'm still single!!!

Perhaps it's because I don't have a dining room??

I'll take a man with a Baby Grand over a dinner room any day. A man who can play a beautiful song on a piano with a glass of wine by candle light is...so, Sexy!

Plus doesn't the fact that you are single, mean that you have to do all of those things...lol !

It is good practice for when you do get married. Marriage is 50/50. right?

When it comes to my DH the whole scratching, farting and numerous other lovely things he does didn't really come into the picture until we were about four year into our relationship. By that time I was willing to look past it all if it meant being with my soul mate.

sunshinnes · 03-21-2012, 06:46 PM

OMG.... LMAO... I have been out of town for a while, I started this thread and love it.... getting out of the shower and doing a dance is so true.. my DH gets out and turns into
"the Helicopter man" doing a dance naked while making his "buddy" do a wiggle by twirling his hips like a helicopter...yeah buddy this really turns me on.. hehe

03-08-2012, 10:38 AM	#61
chachi I Love My Yorkies Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Indianapolis, Indiana Posts: 37,147	LOl I showed my Husband this thread and he said someone was obsessed with the word wiener __________________ Chachi's & Jewels Mom Jewels http://www.dogster.com/?132431 Chachi http://www.dogster.com/?132427

03-11-2012, 02:23 PM	#67
yorkietalkjilly ♥ Love My Tibbe! ♥ Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: D/FW, Texas Posts: 22,140	This thread is priceless! Was feeling kind of punk today, cold, achey, sleepy and you all have me laughing like a total idiot as I sit here! I haven't known too many men very well that didn't eventually become 12-year-olds at times. I LOVE men but even the suavest male will before long reveal his adolescence after a time! They just can't help it. LOL. __________________ Jeanie and Tibbe One must do the best one can. You may get some marks for a very imperfect answer: you will certainly get none for leaving the question alone. C. S. Lewis

03-19-2012, 08:04 AM	#70
OutOfPrint YorkieTalk Newbie! Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Omaha, NE Posts: 6	As a male, I found this thread both extremely entertaining and enlightening. I always thought women wanted men like that because I place my clothes in the hamper, do laundry, clean the house, decorate, cook, don't scratch or fart, and I'm still single!!! Perhaps it's because I don't have a dining room?? __________________ I find it amazing that, when you're having a bad day, the simplest gesture of kindness from a furry creature can warm your soul.

03-21-2012, 06:46 PM	#73
sunshinnes Donating YT Addict Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: saint petersburg, florida Posts: 447	OMG.... LMAO... I have been out of town for a while, I started this thread and love it.... getting out of the shower and doing a dance is so true.. my DH gets out and turns into "the Helicopter man" doing a dance naked while making his "buddy" do a wiggle by twirling his hips like a helicopter...yeah buddy this really turns me on.. hehe __________________ CoCo's Mommy

03-13-2012, 07:12 AM	#68
OkieMoe Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Edmond, Oklahoma Posts: 285	Hey hey.. Some of us guys do more than others lol... With my love in school... I wake up get both babies up and dressed.. Make sure the 11 year old gets the school bus... Feed the monsters and entertain them while doing any housework the midgets will allow me.... When my love gets home its time for me to put my 8 hours in at work... That's just the every day stuff.... Yet the barking spiders are just an added bonus!